I shit you not.
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Yes, this actually happened. The Hallyu Wave has taken yet another international victim - but this time, we cannot save him from drowning.
Comments (that I may or may not have made up) include:
"What the actual fuck?"
"To explain his small penis?"
"Don't Asian girls want white guys in the first place?"
He was not a bad looking guy to begin with. I am sure he could have gotten plenty of ladies (or men. Whatever floats his boat. We don't judge here) with his looks. Plus, his Brazilian accent and suave South American heritage would just add to his resume. But nope - he had to go ruin everything.
Max (who now goes by the name of Xiahn - which sounds more Chinese than Korean to me) allegedly became fixated on Korean culture after studying abroad there for a year. Hisobsession infatuation led him to paying for 10 plastic surgeries to "perfect his look".
Xiahn, 25, goes by the online pseudonym of "Oriental Gaucho". He intends on moving to Korea as soon as possible so that he no longer is a foreign Koreaboo, but a full-fledged obsessive fanboy amongst his self-proclaimed own kind.
My gosh. Ten plastic surgeries - most of which were solely concentrated on "fixing" his eyes. That is intense. I could not imagine going through any of those as I am too scared of double eyelid surgery for I fear things going in my eye (que jokes about semen going into a girl's eye. Hah hah. Hilarious. Haven't heard those comments before). This guy has balls.
I feel like this is an extreme version of getting a large, obnoxious, misspelled tattoo when highly intoxicated. But really, if the internet did not have a plethora of drunken tattoos, what else would we laugh at in addition to dumb fangirl comments and cats doing silly things? Unlike a tattoo though, this cannot really be reversed with a handful of follow up procedures.
This is why some boys can't have nice things.
Yes, this actually happened. The Hallyu Wave has taken yet another international victim - but this time, we cannot save him from drowning.
Comments (that I may or may not have made up) include:
"What the actual fuck?"
"To explain his small penis?"
"Don't Asian girls want white guys in the first place?"
He was not a bad looking guy to begin with. I am sure he could have gotten plenty of ladies (or men. Whatever floats his boat. We don't judge here) with his looks. Plus, his Brazilian accent and suave South American heritage would just add to his resume. But nope - he had to go ruin everything.
Max (who now goes by the name of Xiahn - which sounds more Chinese than Korean to me) allegedly became fixated on Korean culture after studying abroad there for a year. His
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| I blew up this photo so that you may all stew in jealousy over how beautiful he now looks |
Xiahn, 25, goes by the online pseudonym of "Oriental Gaucho". He intends on moving to Korea as soon as possible so that he no longer is a foreign Koreaboo, but a full-fledged obsessive fanboy amongst his self-proclaimed own kind.
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| Like a model. SM Entertainment - get right on that shit. He already knows another language! |
I feel like this is an extreme version of getting a large, obnoxious, misspelled tattoo when highly intoxicated. But really, if the internet did not have a plethora of drunken tattoos, what else would we laugh at in addition to dumb fangirl comments and cats doing silly things? Unlike a tattoo though, this cannot really be reversed with a handful of follow up procedures.
This is why some boys can't have nice things.