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Brazilian Man Has Plastic Surgery to Look Korean
I shit you not.Yes, this actually happened. The Hallyu Wave has taken yet another international victim - but this time, we cannot save him from drowning. Comments (that I may or may not have made up)...
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW - Chad Future
Yes folks, it's time for another episode of your favourite non-favourite k-pop interview series! Get ready for another:This time Kpopalypse Interview is going to be interviewing "American k-pop star"...
View ArticleWYMBFOS 3: Sexy concept haters... where do I even start...
Wow, it has been so long since I started this "series" I should probably reiterate that it stands for "Ways you might be full of shit" and I actually had to go back searching through my published posts...
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Try harder, Buzzfeed
Pop quiz:What are the 2 most wonderful kpop videos of 2014that people need to see?If you said Hyuna's "Red" and "Dirty Vibe" by The Unholy Alliance*, you're right. According to Buzzfeed, at least.Yes,...
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Hyeri surfs on a wave of haters
So apparently Hyeri of Girl's Day committed some kind of unspeakable crime insulting Dongwoon of B2ST in the most offensive way possible that only a filthy slut like her could even imagine, and then...
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An Introduction To Your New Head Administrator
Originally, I wasn't supposed to take over AKF until next year, but plans change rapidly. I was supposed to take over after AKF enrolled in graduate school, but he got a job lined up for next summer,...
View ArticleHello Venus Da Best
I know the new guidelines were to avoid articles such as this, but I asked AKF and he agreed: this is a very good exception.
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Kpopalypse's 2014 round-up of dick-sucking Christmas songs
Yes Kpopalypse is back with your yearly Christmas present - reviews of all the shitty Christmas songs that everybody hates! I posted a Christmas song round-up last year and quite sensibly nobody gave...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 68
As you FISHies know, I live a fairly private life. But since I have been gone for so long, I thought I would do something special for my favourite people. Today I am going to share with you some of my...
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Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, everyone!This year, as we celebrate the holiday season, we reflect on what brought us all to AKF. Author Krakenoid (who can't access a computer this week, #prayforKrakenoid) asks you...
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We're hiring
Do you want to write for AKF?Are you a whiny little bitch?If you said "Yes!" to both of these questions, fuck off, we don't want you. But if you want to write for AKF without making everyone want to...
View ArticleJolin Tsai - We're All Different, Yet The Same
Jolin Tsai kisses another girl in the MV. C'mon Kpop! Taiwan: 2 (don't forget that Popu Lady MV from the summer), Korea: 0. I know most people here won't like the song since it's a ballad and I'm...
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Girl's Day Better Comeback With A Sexy Concept
From the testicular cancer of Kpop, I have learned that one of the best girl groups to fap to will be making a comeback early next year. Why should we be deprived of Yura? Her tits are so nice. I want...
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SONAMOO Debuts, Fangirls Moo Their Discontent
Call me @ 1-800-IDONTGIVEAFUCKAs another exciting year in Kpop comes to a close we should all pause and reflect on what a year it's been...Great.Of course Kpop never rests, nor does a fangirl's ability...
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Zaku's Top 20 Songs of 2014 (#20-11)
2014 has been a year full of ups and downs, with many hilarious plot twists we never saw coming on top of many tragedies we never wanted to experience. Regardless, 2014 was a surprisingly good year for...
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AKF's Top 10 2014 Title Tracks
This is hard to believe, but this is the first time I've done a year-end-top-10-songs list. Don't worry, Akdong Musician isn't anywhere close to my top 10. I just wanted to scare some people.10. Song...
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Kpopalypse's 30 worst k-pop songs of 2014
Welcome to Kpopalypse's worst songs of 2014! Let's round up 2014's greatest k-pop stinkers!I assume that because you've all actually clicked here and are reading my worst-of list, you can actually...
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KPOPALYPSE's 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2014
Welcome to Kpopalypse's 2014 favourite k-pop songs list! It's time once again to run through my best songs of the previous 12 months! Although k-pop's first Golden Age is definitely over and 2014 was...
View Article아저씨's "Get Fucked" award of 2014
The nominees are:SNSD: You are old and played out. You haven't done anything good in music since Genie. Now you got rid of Jessica. WTF is wrong with you?Brave Brothers: Am I ready for Alone remix...
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Zaku's Top 20 Songs of 2014 (#10-1)
Now that you've had the time to digest my #20 through #11 picks for top songs of 2014, I'm back with the rest of the controversial opinions you'll accuse me of shit taste for!!As a reminder, here are...
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