A Pink - LUV
Ha Young and the rest of A Pink have made a cumback, and it is glorious.This song almost exemplifies everything that works for K-pop and why I got into it:Catchy song with a nice melodyKnows what it...
View ArticleA Lesson in Korean History: IU and Seotaiji's Sogyeokdong
Hello, FISHies! After a long hiatus, I am finally returning to my part in contributing to the blog with an article that may be potentially boring to a few; however, extremely informational to those who...
View ArticleAKFG innovation: Opperviewnity
Here at AKFG we love to be straightforward about what many aren't and occasionally be indirect or casually mocking about what others are typically straightforward. In an effort to contribute to the...
View ArticleHello Venus Really Wants You To Fap To Them
Hello Venus is vying for the Representative Fap Group with the hopes of taking the crown from AOA. Can they achieve their goals? Will Fany start stanning Hello Venus? Will Unknown bring up J-pop/Japan...
View Article[MV Review] Nicole - Mama
Finally after the long wait, KARA’s ex-member, Nicole, is back with a solo debut. Now we all know that she’s not that strong of a vocal, hell, she's mediocre, but of course, she tried her luck with a...
View ArticleDr. Strangefap, or: how I learned to stop worrying and love k-pop censorship
So I got asked this question by Anti Kpop-Fangirl:It's a good question, and I think it's definitely important enough for a post of its own so here it is. We all know that sex sells, but does more sex...
View ArticleReview: "Come Here" by some guy featuring Bobby and Dok2
OMG, my boy's on fire!!My new favorite rapper, iKON's Bobby (saranghaeyo), just featured on another song, and I can't even.The new song, "Come Here," is the second of YG's recent two hip-hop project...
View ArticleReturn of the Attack of Bad Fanart
Even Bob Ross thinks your drawing is shit.This grainy photo is the last known picture of this serial rapist.I'm the captain of this retarded ship.My lips are like an extra fleshy butthole.There's a lot...
View ArticleKPOPALYPSE END OF YEAR MEGA SURVEY
You guys and girls like surveys. I like it that you like surveys. You said you wanted more surveys, bigger, longer, fatter, and with more cao ni ma action. Your wish is granted in the KPOPALYPSE END...
View Article[MV Review] GD&YB - Good Boy (How GD Has Corrupted Taeyang With Marijuana)
I (as in Zaku) thought we'd try a duo-review after some time since the last one. This particular collaboration is between me (as in Zaku still) and HanYeSeul Fag.HYS_F:I have never thought this quote...
View Article[BREAKING NEWS] Netizens Accuse SNSD of Cyberbullying Yuri?
With all the controversy surrounding SNSD lately, common knowledge would be to expect them to all lay low and reflect on their mistakes. Sadly, like the backstabbing bitches they are...
View ArticleLike money - k-pop music video production costs explained
In k-pop the music video is often as important as the song. I'd even go out on a not-very-dangerous limb and say it's a lot more important than the song in most cases, and for a bunch of different...
View ArticleLAGOON Releases Full PV For "Kimi no Matsu Sekai"
Get ready to fap to Takimoto Miori.As usual, Japan has to be a bunch of cockblockers, so the YouTube video isn't available in America. I'm going under the assumption that it is blocked in every country...
View ArticleBumkey is NOT a drug dealer
I was on Twitter tonight (talk to me: @BobbySaranghaeyo), and everyone was like talking shit about Bumkey doing drugs and selling meth.My first reaction was "NOOOOOO!!! He's too talented to be a drug...
View ArticleKpopalypse 2014 end of year mega survey - the results!
Thanks to everybody who did the 2014 end-of-year mega-survey! Over 850 responses were collected, breaking the current record for Kpopalypse survey participation - wow! Here's all the results for you,...
View ArticleKpopalypse and AKF's Red Light Mission - Part Three
It's Kpopalypse here with the return of Red Light Mission! This is the third and definitely the final chapter of the collaborative AKF/Kpopalypse fanfic! As AKF is busier than ever we're wrapping...
View ArticleA Pink Is Owning UCAADs On The Music Shows
Our lord and savior, Hayoung.From Soompi, A Pink is destroying everyone on the music shows. This is a good thing because "LUV" is the shit.Of course, there are some kimchi fuckers who detest A Pink,...
View ArticleAre YG Stans the Most Persecuted People on the Planet?
After the latest proverbial smack to the face, this time courtesy of Skrillex, YG fans have a real argument to be the most persecuted people on the planet. They have rightfully spoken out. GD's...
View ArticleWho would turn down a date with EXID? This guy.
The guy who recorded the Hani fancam (which is now at 4 million views) was recently invited to a dinner with EXID as well as Shinsadong Tiger but turned it down in order to record other girl group...
View ArticleStupid Things Fangirls Utter 67
Hello, FISHies. It has been quite a while hasn't it? My apologies (as per usual) for my leave of absence. But I will not bore you with excuses. I have a bunch of submissions in my inbox (both e-mails...
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