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Zico releases new song, "Oppa Is Just The Worst, Isn't He?"
Korean Public Enemy No. 1 (and that goes for both North and South) Zico shat on fans this week with the release of his latest song, "Oppa Is Just The Worst, Isn't He?"In an interview on KBS, the Block...
View ArticleMusic business 101 - the real deal for aspiring k-pop stars
Entering the music industry on any level in 2014 is exceptionally difficult, yet there are many people who wish to become pop stars. With the steady rise of k-pop's profile globally, Korea and k-pop...
View ArticleEverything I Learned About Pulling Off the Perfect Heist I Learned From AoA's...
Ice to see you.Another day, another Brave Brothers release. What's ironic about this one is that there isn't the signature "Brave Sound" shit thing in the beginning. (Do them and JYP record a new intro...
View ArticlePrepping For Doomsday With AOA
If any of you have watched National Geographic's "Doomsday Preppers," you may have noticed that the show leaves off one very important rating criteria from its scorecard. The original scorecard ranks...
View ArticleKpopalypse's completely 100% accurate and legit* predictions for the future...
Well, 2014 is nearly over and most people are happy to put it behind them. It hasn't exactly been an outstanding year for k-pop, with so many controversies, scandals and tragedies. So what can we...
View ArticleMaybe there is a god
Maybe not a god ,but there are two hot goddessesRecently it was rumoured that Japan's supreme Goddess, Namie Amuro, would be collaborating with Taiwan's Queen of Shade, Jolin Tsai. Let's just take a...
View ArticleAlbum rev-ew - F-ve Dolls "F-rst Love"
Today -'ve found out today someth-ng wh-ch -'ve suspected for a wh-le but wh-ch has now been conf-rmed - F-ve Dolls have d-sbanded. The label haven't released an off-c-al statement yet, but none -s...
View Article"She Should Do JAV"; Bless Your Heart, Jiyoung
Normally, whenever some AKF authors gather in one location to chat, we talk about many things. A common topic we bring up is how Korea needs its own AV industry. Due to Korea's strict laws on making...
View Article[MV Review] Lovelyz - Candy Jelly Love
If it wasn't for Seo Jisoo's lesbian scandal, I would have had no idea that thing song came out. It would have been a shame if I had missed out on this song and MV. This song isn't amazing, as it falls...
View ArticleHi Suhyun's "I'm Different" Is Cancer For The Eyes, Ears and Penis
Hello everyone. I, HanYeSeul_Fag, am honored to take over AKF for Chuck oppar. Originally I was just going to hijack his account and post exclusively from it, but we talked it over and I made my own...
View ArticleHani's "Up & Down" Fancam Surpassed One Million Views
Just think about it. A fancam garnered over 1,000,000 views. A lot of groups are happy that their music videos obtain 1,000,000 views.Is Hani K-pop's best-kept secret or what? Since EXID is a nugu...
View ArticleKpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 6: Atomic Kiz, Hawon, Magic Flow ft. Rumble Fish
That's right sluts, it's time for another episode of:The regular blog series where Kpopalypse brings you fresh/stale nugus for your enjoyment and/or bemusement! Read on as I shove down your fucking...
View ArticleThoughtful Raina - the meme
Idol life is tough. There you are, sitting on a chair in a fake backyard by a fake white picket fence, holding a fake ice-cream made by food stylists with coloured frosting and powdered sugar,...
View ArticleThe Bell Curve of Crazy: A Statistical Approach to Understanding Fandom Metrics
I've been meaning to write an article for Anti Kpop-Fangirl that somehow incorporated my areas of expertise, aka the bullshit I studied for 4 years of my life at college. I see how you all like it when...
View Article100th Day of Kara's Revival
Youngji celebrates her 100th day as a Kara member today.I remember watching Baby Kara and the shitstorm that ensued after Youngji won. Sure, I wanted Shi Yoon to win, but I wasn't an unbearable cunt...
View ArticleI Would Wiggle Wiggle My Penis In Hello Venus
Nice. AKF has let me know that a lot of fat Americans love to body shame Asian women for having healthier bodies. He told me that people demand inclusiveness in certain posts. So, if an Asian woman's...
View ArticleHappy Thanksgiving From The AKF Team
It's Thanksgiving here in America, and I have asked every American author to write about what they're thankful for in regards to K-pop.zaku: "God bless Kpop for all the cute grills." Fany Pack: "I'm...
View ArticleMale Fanservice #23
Warning: May feature males* you find unpleasant.*Male is a conditional termDo I have to apologise for posting this?I think he needs new pants. Those are loose and hideous.That face you make when you...
View ArticleHot sexy man-meat - locating the hottest guys in k-pop!
I've often been accused of being very gender-biased in my blogging, and that as a heterosexual male I haven't been doing a lot of catering to those who would like to see some hot sexy men being reduced...
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