SONAMOO Debuts, Fangirls Moo Their Discontent

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As another exciting year in Kpop comes to a close we should all pause and reflect on what a year it's been...

Great.


Of course Kpop never rests, nor does a fangirl's ability to get butt-broiled about the most mundane things, in this case colors.

Nugu-girl-group Sonamoo just debuted with their song 'Deja-vu' but the fangirl anus clenching has already surpassed that of a neutron star. On the 27th, it was revealed that their fan colors would be sapphire green. Of course, as you know, a certain other group already has that color... You didn't know that? Oh, right, you're not a retarded bitch fangirl, but that's actually Shinee's color.

Look at it. It's shit no one cares about.

The very notion of colors being a thing for fanbases is retarded to begin with to anyone with even a half functioning brain, but leave it to fangirls to get super salty about it.


I mean it's like OK... They're going to promote and may or may not be successful, but either way you'll still have your panties in a bunch over a color.

"I only have 5% brain function and even I think this is stupid."

The anal anguish hasn't stopped with retard Shinee fans, however. Big Bang fans have also felt a clenching in their butts as Sonamoo said that Big Bang is their role model.

The news was greeted with such truly witty comments as:

That's right. Even complimenting another group is seen as an attack by dumb fangirls.

Every time someone debuts it's the same shit. Sonamoo just made the mistake of riling up a particularly annoying fanbase. In conclusion: