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Taeyeon's Cleavage Scares Me (and SONEs)
Before today, I had no idea that gazing into Taeyeon's cleavage (or lack thereof) was a horrifying experience. We all know she's got the body of a prepubescent girl, so I was kinda surprised her...
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Hongki, come write for AKF anytime you wish
In between breaks of playing Starcraft, doing school work and contemplating suicide, Korean netizens decided to unleash their anger onto Hongki after getting Zerg Rushed. I won't post all of the...
View ArticleThe SeeYa on Immortal Song 2
Just a reminder that Kim Kwang Soo isn't a total idiot, but just a big fucking idiot when it comes to idol groups. Ballad groups/artists has always been his strong point. It doesn't hurt that there's a...
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That nasty
The latest word on the idol gossip street is that Tony An, formerly of H.O.T., and Girl's Day's Hyeri are dating. For those of you trying to figure out the age gap math, I'll save you the trouble. It's...
View ArticleWhat Do You Get When You Mix Shit With Diarrhea?
If you have ever pondered this question in your life, will.i.am and 2NE1 have given you an answer.
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WGM's first lesbian couple
In support of LGBT rights, WGM has revealed their first lesbian couple. SHINee's Taemin and A Pink's Na Eun were caught filming for their new stint on WGM, replacing Sunhwa and everyone's most-hated...
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Han Ye Seul proves that "reflection periods" are pointless
Originally I just wanted an excuse to post a new picture of Han Ye Seul just like I did with the previous UEE post, but no, retarded Korean netizens have given me something to write about. It's about...
View ArticleWaveya Gentleman Dance Cover
Are you awaiting Zaku's review of Psy's Gentleman MV? He'll get it up as soon as he realizes that he sucks at League of Legends and quits due to not being Korean. You want my short review? It's fucking...
View ArticleMoon Chae Won Being Jjangbak
Even though I'm a translator for Moon Chae Won's International Fansite, I somehow missed this video in the past few weeks. This is another article where no one will pay attention to what I write, but...
View ArticleCho Yong Pil - Hello
Okay, I'm assuming 99% of the Kpop fans who read this blog have never heard of Cho Yong Pil, and I'm assuming 99.99% of general Kpop fans have never heard of him. Well, he's a legend for a reason....
View ArticleTeaser Galore - T-ara N4, Hello Venus, Secret, Po Minute, Lee Hyori
While I generally don't write articles about teasers (since teasers are usually lies and get our hopes up for nothing), there are a lot of teasers showcasing some comebacks I'm interested in seeing....
View ArticleJang Geun Suk studies for the TOEIC
There's an article about Jang Geun Suk studying for the TOEIC. My first response is why? Jang Geun Suk is essentially the Bae Yong Joon of his generation in Japan. Not nearly as popular as "Yon-sama",...
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Are Mexicans Illegally Crossing the DMZ into South Korea?
Oh wait, that's just Naeun looking like a Mexican bitch now. Not only is this the first lesbian couple on WGM, this is the first international couple with someone of a Hispanic ethnicity. I think I may...
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Sunhwa is looking fine
Seeing these Sunhwa photos reminded me of when David used to find Sunhwa really hot before he turned gay and started fapping to Wooyoung. No, this is a true story.
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[Exposé] Chunji's On-Air Boner
Some of you may have complained that there has been too much male-centric fanservice on AKF lately, and for good reason. There's been a plethora of fap material for those partial to the feminine...
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[MV Review] T-ara N4 - Countryside Life
In the teaser article, I listed T-ara N4's Countryside Life as the song I was most anticipating and the MV was semi-hard erection on the flaccidity scale. Somehow I was right, but for reasons that I...
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Rainbow is unpopular due to a lack of scandals?
According to Jaekyung, that's the case. If that's so, then show us your tits Jaekyung and Rainbow will become really popular.
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