INFINITE's Sunggyu replaces Brown Eyed Girls' Ga-In as eyeliner icon
"On the February 27th broadcast of MBC‘s ‘Radio Star‘, Sunggyu featured as a guest and surprised viewers with his unexpected obsession with eyeliner. MC Yoo Sae Yoon revealed, “There is a rumor that to...
View ArticleHow to: Be forgettable, as told by Hello Venus
Hello Venus' latest song is, well, I forget.This past week, Hello Venus released "Generic Kpop Girl Group Song #47829," or "Do You Want Some Tea?" for short. The song isn't bad; it's just forgettable....
View ArticleThe Shure Super 55 microphone test - does your bias fail it? Probably.
If you casually browse any forum devoted to k-pop, you'll quickly see that there's a lot of nonsense going around the place about the relative talents of vocalists, as if vocal talent is a criteria...
View ArticleStupid Things Fangirls Utter 29
Best Yahoo K-pop fangirl there was.Being that this is clearly a troll, I know that it does not exactly fall under a Stupid Things Fangirls Utter. But I counted it as such because, well, we all know...
View ArticleTiffany To Retire From SNSD To Become A MLB Pitcher
Tiffany Hwang threw out the first pitch tonight and she has been signed by the Houston Astros to be their ace. Houston Astros General Manager Jeff Luhnow had an exclusive interview with the Anti-Kpop...
View ArticleLee Seung Gi Grabs the Bae Suzy
How anyone thought Suzy could pretend to be a boy, let alone think giving her another prominent drama role was a good idea, is beyond me. I mean come on, her face isn't mannish, she's very attractive...
View ArticleDrink up, girls!
Gahi's failing solo career has lead her to drink.< insert "drinking semen" joke here from every male on this site >Look at her face though. Her eyes look terrified of that drink. Kang Min Kyung's...
View ArticleSometimes things don't always work out the way you want them
Hey Fish Faggots! Apparently Snoop Dog met Minzy the other day. I didn't read the article at Soompi (I never do) but I'm guessing from the pictures they traded food recipes, snuggled, watched Good...
View ArticleQuestion of the Week 72
This week's question comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:What would make you unfollow kpop?Thanks for your submission!Well. Clearly I disappear often because I lose interest in the K-pop...
View ArticleRainbow - Tell Me Tell Me At Dream Concert
"Why hasn't AKF written about Chris Brown and T-ara yet? Why hasn't he reviewed the 900 MVs that came out in the past two weeks?" Well, Hyunyoung's tits look too nice in this outfit for me to write...
View ArticleThe ultimate hookup
Our girl Dani has connections.So, um, how exactly do you two know each other?As you probably know by now, T-ara member in waiting Dani has set in motion a collaboration for the ages. This week, she met...
View ArticleFACES AFTER SEX!
AFTER YOU MAKE LOVE TO YOUR FAVORITE IDOL! THIS IS THE FACE THEY WILL MAKE. CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE FACE AND TELL US WHY THEY'D MAKE THAT FACE. THEY'RE NOT NUMBERED....(I'M TOO LAZY FOR THAT SHIT). JUST...
View ArticleHearing Problems - 4minute and G-Dragon Reviews
It can't be just a coincidence that I have developed some temporary hearing problems after trying to review these two pieces of shit. I know that I make jokes saying that some idol songs are harmful...
View ArticleHyosung's "Controversy"
Yes, Big Tits Hyosung has a controversy in Korea right now over the dumbest of things in the world. Did she have a nip slip?!?!?!?! Sadly, no, as our buddy at fiddle.se would have been the first one to...
View ArticleCL to have a solo single
This may be one of the few times in Kpop where my mouth throws up instead of my penis when it comes to girl groups. CL's voice is as annoying as fuck when she raps plus she's barely hot enough to be a...
View ArticleYuri To Be In A Movie
Via Soompi: Girl’s Generation member Yuri has been confirmed to star in a movie, alongside Lee Jong Suk and Seo In Gook. The film is called “No Breathing” and will be about a “swimming genius” who...
View ArticleHyosung is an Ilbe Whore!
She's showing off her panties, thus confirming that she's an Ilbe whore. She's trying to democratize my eyes. Filthy whore*.*I'm just beating K-netizens to the punch because I have a feeling that...
View ArticleLee Hyori's T-Shirt Causes A Controversy
The controversy should be that she's wearing a shirt in the first place.
View ArticleLee Hyori's Panties Causes A Controversy
No, not really, but she'll be slut shamed or something for showing her panties. Anyway, enjoy this Hyori pic while I write about another article that's longer than three sentences. But hey, if your...
View ArticleIs There A Solution For T-ara, Who Receives Criticism Not Matter What They Do?
So I was reading this article on Nate since it was plastered on the front page of the entertainment section.My first reaction was "no, there will never be a concrete plan of action that T-ara can take...
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