Best Yahoo K-pop fangirl there was.
Being that this is clearly a troll, I know that it does not exactly fall under a Stupid Things Fangirls Utter. But I counted it as such because, well, we all know that there are real fangirls out there who seriously think this is a legitimate question (and hope for a real solution).
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