Hyori, Please Shut The Fuck Up
On Sunday (6/2) when I wrote this, I somehow managed to make it through a few pages of allkpop's new horrible design and found seven fucking articles released about Hyori in the past couple of days....
View ArticleAfter School To Come Back With A Pole Dance Concept
Via Netizen Buzz1. [+215, -37] Another group's on the ring, this group's on the pole... and all of the outfits are only getting shorter. Can't even watch music programs with the family anymore without...
View ArticleA Friendly Reminds: I'm preparing for a fap over load. CHOCOLAT New single...
Doubt any of you really care, but those of you that do....do. Yup, Tia will be back again with the other girls in Chocolat. Now, I'm really not all that excited about the song. Although I have liked...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #1
Since you guys scared away Shinbi earlier this year, there has been a lack of Question of the Week and Stupid Things Fangirls Utter articles. Those were the two weekly articles where you guys...
View ArticleJongKey? Try JongTomi!
Two months ago an interesting image crossed my path on some news sites that didn't seem to make much of a ripple in the world of k-pop, but which certainly caught my personal attention a great...
View ArticleHyunyoung single-handedly saves Rainbow's comeback
Although DSP has rubbed their fecal-matter-covered asses all over Rainbow twice this year, Hyunyoung does all that she can to at least salvage Rainbow's comeback. Sunshine is just as bad as Tell Me...
View ArticleAfter School's Lizzy Is Just As Lazy As Hwayoung
Doesn't have the determination to dance on stage, but possesses the determination to take selcas.Oh wait, wrong group. Members don't get kicked out in After School if they're injured and don't perform...
View ArticleSoyeon, Stop Fucking With Your Nose
Why, nigga, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!So I saw this in the Saturday Shitfest article (which turned out better than I expected, so expect them from now on) and Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, no.Like...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #2
The first Saturday Shitfest turned out much better than anticipated, so this will be AKF's new weekly feature. the reason I posted After School's Ah just so that we could compare how far AS has fallen....
View ArticleJohnny Noh Acts Like A 13 Year Old Girl Who Is On Her Period
[Updated] While this site is titled "Anti Kpop Fangirl", we point out the idiotic tendencies of all Kpop fans regardless of their gender. The simple truth is that the majority of the crazy fans out...
View ArticleBoA Tail of Hope
BoA comes back with Tail of Hope and her first original Japanese song since 2011. After a year of disappointing relationships, BoA is trying to find hope that she can love again. Why is she just trying...
View ArticleAfter School - First Love International Version
First Love is a very special song for this time in the history of After School. Now that dirty sex education unni Kahi has left, the members are of course all virgins, pure as the driven snow,...
View ArticleCamel Toe Goddesses
Dal Shabet's lulzy comeback (MV review soon™) has resulted in quite the wardrobe malfunction. Some would call it tragic, but I know you pervy suckers eat this shit up like hotcakes.More after the...
View Article[MV Review] Chocolat - Black Tinkerbell
For the longest time, I thought Chocolat had disbanded after making their I Like It/One More Day promotions. Not a single peep was to be had from them, and I'm pretty sure they didn't do any variety...
View ArticleBoA's Bump Bump Predicted The Sendai Earthquake
We like to mess with Korean fans and other international fans when it comes to saying some ridiculously dumb shit, but I have to say this is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. I felt like I...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #3
Installment number three already. The first piece I wanted to talk about is how retarded Yang Hyun Suk is. He's creating a reality show to see which trainees get to debut. I guess he never learned from...
View ArticleCelebrating Se7en's Career
If you didn't know, Se7en basically ruined his career.Se7en and Mighty Mouth's Sangchu were caught getting drunk and visiting a massage parlor (to get a happy ending since it seems like they didn't...
View ArticleStuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 4
Hello FISHies.Long time no see.I hope everyone's summer is going well.I have been easing into the Korean music scene once again and decided to share with you two of the songs that have been on my...
View ArticleQuestion of the Week 73
This week's question comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:What makes one hate a kpop idol?Thanks for your submission!There are a lot of ways to answer this. I am not quite sure where to start,...
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