Shinsadong Tiger Samples Public Enemy in DIA's Teaser
The combination of netizen tears and little hype there was about this group is enough for anybody to want to check out what DIA will be all about. Yes it sounds like A Pink, and yes, they look like a...
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Blackjacks in Action!
Honestly, watching any fandom defend their biases is like watching wild animals. It's fucking crazy, and I can say this, because I just witnessed it firsthand. With whom? None other than one of the...
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[MV Review] T-AoA - So Crazy
T-ara made a comeback seemingly out of nowhere and abandoned long-time van driver Shinsadong Tiger and teamed up with Brave Brothers. Fear not, Brave Brothers didn't give T-ara the same garbage that...
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Best of the Worst: Aug. 27, 2015
Welcome to a very educational edition of Best of the Worst.In the following links, you'll learn how to keep your face flawless like Cheetah, which celeb is 10 times quirkier than Henry and which member...
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Girls' Generation's 'Lion Heart' Plot Hole Count
Let me start off with the good things about this song: It had a nice chorus, the girls were styled nicely, the outfits were pretty, choreo had some pretty good parts, no funky hair colors, even the...
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Netizen's Fake Vocal-Faggotry Needs To Stop
I've had it up here *mimics Moonbyul* with this shit.So Stellar talked about how they don't care if their image is controversial if it gets people to pay attention to them, and a lot of netizens are...
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Project Luhan part 3: The Emancipation Of Sasaeng #1064
Okay, so it took me longer than an After School comeback, but here's the third and absolutely definitely final chapter of Project Luhan! The third part won't make any sense if you're not familiar with...
View Article[MV Review] SNSD - Lion Shart
I don't know what is worse: the song or the MV promoting the message that bestiality is okay. Everything about this piece of shit wants me to throw up, except for how good the members look.When I...
View ArticleWeekly Showdown: Best Random Collaboration
Last week, I put SNSD's "Lion Heart" against "You Think" for Best Song. The results are in, and, let me just say, it was a REALLY close match. So, with a difference of only a few votes, "Lion Heart"...
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Summer 2015 hits
Aug. 31 marks the official end of summer in Korea. While it's winter where I am, I was able to experience summer through K-pop songs. Sadly, this isn't a good thing as a lot of the summer-themed...
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Conspiracy on Conspiracy (in) K-Pop 4: Illuminati are everywhere! Part 3
Freemasons don't sleep, and they are stronger than ever. With the latest k-pop releases, they are trying even harder to gather minions and brainwash innocent teens to fight for NWO!Let’s see which...
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Which Male Idols Do You Guys Want To See More Of?
I know this is shocking considering my first couple of articles outside the SHINee one was female centered. But the main reason HYS_Fag hired me was to bring in more fanservice for the straight female...
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Best of the Worst: Sept. 3, 2015
Hello again, friends! This week in ridiculous kpop news, we have a rapper who is most definitely not in a sex tape, a model whose breasts are most definitely not fake, and Namjoo:A Pink's Namjoo...
View ArticleBless Dal Shabet!
So Dal Shabet are on some kind of vacation (i'm too lazy too check).Normally, I wouldn't really care, but ...this happened:A photo posted by jo ka eun (@jjojjo_eun) on Aug 29, 2015 at 9:44pm PDT...
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An introduction to k-pop music genres
Have you ever wondered what the fuck music reviewers are talking about when they discuss music genres in k-pop? When is a piece of music one genre and not another? Are these writers and journalists...
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Fapcams Madness 3: 'Wiggle Wiggle'
It's ime for fapcams of "Wiggle Wiggle," which almost perfectly fits the spirit of this series.I had a hard time choosing an "original" fancam, but after quite some time, I decided to use this one:Why...
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The August Honours List
Wow, August wasn't completely deplorable. Let's see what my embarrassing taste has seen me listening to on repeat this month.Best songRunners-up"다 비켜봐" (Song Mino feat. Zico and Paloalto)In the last...
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8 Reasons Why SNSD's New Album Isn't So Bad After All
It has nothing to do with the leg-spread. This is just for eye-candy.SNSD has never been an album-driven group. I'd know since I own a few of their albums. After their debut album, things went downhill...
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Types of Fans
If you're new to Kpop, you might have heard people here and there talking about how crazy Kpop fans can be. But you may not know what the fuck is going on. If that's the case, then this article, my...
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The Crayon Pop Twins Identification Test
Avid k-pop fans are having the trouble telling the difference between Crayon Pop's twins, Choa and Way. Kpopalypse is here to help!There are already several helpfulguides available online to assist...
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