CL Tries to Pull a Saul Williams and Fails + Relationship Works
Look, I got nothing against CL. In fact, she's my 2NE1 bias mostly for being the most interesting and entertaining member as well as being the most attractive member in the group to me. However, we...
View ArticleWeekly Showdown: Red Velvet Special!
So Red Velvet recently came back with "Dumb Dumb," which was a pretty good song, and the best thing is that it gets better every time you hear it. My only complaint: Irene's bullshit rap break. She...
View ArticleBest of the Worst: Sept. 10, 2015
Hola, friends! We are back with another round of Best of the Worst. This week, we have an idol with naughty hands, a drunk star making a scene during someone else's performance, and an epic battle of...
View ArticleYour Summer 2015 favourites
It's late, but it's finally here. The results of the Summer 2015 Hits. Your favourites. Who got the most votes? Who didn't get that many? Let's find out in a very long, not very wordy, post!Let's start...
View ArticlePOSITIVE post - Siwon (Super Junior)
Kpopalypse is back one again, fighting against the forces of cynicism and negativity in k-pop with another POSITIVE post! The subject of today's POSITIVE post is Super Junior's Siwon!It's tough when...
View ArticleWho Siwon Should Have Supported
So I have been really busy this week and have spent about 10 minutes on K-pop this week, with 9 of those watching Red Velvet's "Dumb Dumb" and the other minute seeing SJWs around the K-pop blogosphere...
View Article[Review] DIA - Somehow
At first, I thought the Flavor Flav sample would be the only great thing about this debut song, but I was so, so wrong.When DIA first released their teaser, I just thought they'd be another rehash of A...
View ArticleBest of the Worst: Sept. 17, 2015
Wow, people were really mad this week about all kinds of stupid shit. There's always some people making a big deal about nothing, but this week had a much higher than average pissy meter.Netizens got...
View ArticleUp10tion - 'So Dangerous'
Up10tion recently debuted with "So Dangerous" earlier this month (Sept. 10) and have peaked my interest because after watching the MV just once I couldn't get them out of my head.It must've been the...
View ArticleWhich Male Idols Do You Want to See More Of? - Results Cycle
JB didn't get voted on enough to make the list. I just think he's really fucking hot.S O U R C EI know this took forever, but I tallied everything up by hand and school started. But I'm back. I...
View ArticleKpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 13: pinkfunniAde, Yaya, Nutaz
Hi there cao ni mas, and welcome to another episode of:Your favourite series of music that nobody besides me and maybe three other people give a fuck about is back! Read on to listen to even more...
View ArticleWeekly Showdown: The Most Epic Solo Debut Ever
I can already tell this is gonna be the most epic showdown ever.Yup, I'm putting Luhan's "That Good Good" against Z.Tao's "T.A.O" for the MOST. EPIC. SOLO. DEBUT. EVERRRRR. All you other solo wannabe...
View ArticleI'm Offended That Star Empire is Offended Because 2015 is the Year of being...
Hey Klogg, your gifs are so popular I find them even when I use Google in Korean.So Star Empire is offended and shit, and when you're offended, you sue and shit, because that's the cool thing to do.I...
View ArticleThe Kpopalypse 2015 end of year caonima activity survey
Hi everyone - Kpopalypse is back with a new survey for your fun feedback and entertainment!I survey my readers every half-year, so this will be the last big-ass Kpopalypse survey for 2015. Click the...
View ArticleBest of the Worst: Sept. 25, 2015
Hello, everyone. Are you ready to lose more brain cells? Then join us for another round of Best of the Worst!Today we have a meaningful and enlightening discussion about female idols' thighs, an idol...
View Article..And You Thought Kim Kwang Soo was Retarded
We've all ragged on the dumb decisions Kim Kwang Soo has made, such as putting Hwadog in T-ara when it was absolutely unnecessary or proposing Dani (a half-human, half-Giraffe) to be included in T-ara,...
View Article[MV Review] Red Velvet - Dumb Dumb
So in my quest to catch up on K-pop, since there were a bajillion comebacks from girl groups this summer (which is a good thing), I decided to just pick the most recent song that I know about. I knew...
View ArticleCandy Jelly Hate - understanding k-pop business decisions
It doesn't matter what the situation is, everybody's got an opinion about how k-pop agencies should run their artists. Surely with such a wealth of business knowledge coming from both Korean and...
View ArticleTurns Out YG is Just As Arrogant As He's Rumored to Be
Thug Velvet. I like.Unlike most authors on this blog, I don't have some pent-up hatred toward YG. I treat them as I would any other company in the sense that when YG releases a gem, I'm just fine with...
View ArticleI bought some shades to support Sica's shade
Today (Asia, not in the West) is 9/30, the one-year anniversary of Jessica getting kicked out. Blanc & Eclare is having a sale today.You can read a bunch of crybaby Sones crying about Sica's...
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