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Best of the Worst: May 12, 2016
A kpop group got its own Twitter emoji! That's great, and we should be happy, right?Well, unfortunately, it had to happen to the group with the most annoying fanbase: BTS.Fuuu---Seriously, any other...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation #34 - Playback's Woolim
This week's suggestion comes from EvaUnit02. I've never heard of this group before.They keep singing "hit the playback," but is there a playback button when I bust a nut on their faces? Now that'd be...
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The Case Against Non-Asians Being in K-Pop
This gif will be the only non-text thing is this post. If you're from any Western country and are under the age of 21, this post will probably trigger your safe space or whatever the fuck you pansies...
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Doube S 301 - "Pain" [MV Review]
Before you ask, yes, this is a song that exists.So this post is a good three months late but I've only listened to this song recently and I've been pretty much addicted to it. Now you must be thinking,...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #49
This is my favorite song in Twice's latest mini album. I wish they had performed it on music shows, but Touchdown was a better song to perform.Have you not watched Twice's Music Core performance? Don't...
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Chinese singer Plagiarized an iKON song?
I was reading this article at KPKFÂ and this video was the first thing I thought of. Most people are going to focus on the fact that the Chinese singer plagiarized iKON. Sure, maybe he did, I don't...
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Sunday Shitpost #23
It's another Sunday, and Twice's performances make up for the Detroit Tigers sucking horse sock.News Story #1: Watch Twice perform on Inkigayo (video above)News Story #2: Taeyeon to cover BoA's...
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Jessica's "Love Me The Same" and "Fly" Teasers
Queen Sica is about to release her solo album, so I thought I would post her teasers. If you have hundreds of dollars to throw around like I do, buy a pair of shades from Blanc & Eclare! She has...
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Fans are Putting the Blame on the Wrong People for AOA's Controversy
If you're like me and have a life to live and didn't find out about this controversy until a week after it happened, well, here's an article that essentially recaps everything. Fans in the NB comment...
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[MV Review] BTS (Bangtan Boys) - "Fire"
BTS continue their youth-driven concept with the release of "Fire" and it's cool."Fire" as a song is another solid track in BTS's already solid discography. It's similar to "Dope" (the intro even has...
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The results of Kpopalypse’s music education trufax quiz, featuring AOA!
I'm far too much of a lazy caonima to repost the results post here as it's motherfucking HUGE, but for those who did the quiz and are interested you can check it out by clicking on the motherfucking...
View ArticleJessica - Fly
I'll probably do a full review this weekend, as this week may be busy at work for a few days. I've seen K-netz and salty Sones support this song, which surprised me more than the song itself being...
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IOI - Dream Girls
If this overhyped group only lasts a year like many sites have stated, I will thank the K-Pop gods because this song is awful.This song is 2016's rendition of SNSD's "I Got A Boy," but not so bad that...
View ArticleNayeon and BTOB Dude Teach Us How to Deal with Rude UCAADs
Valuable tips for everyone here as we deal with rude, delusional fangirls who try to muckspread their delusional shit all over the rest of us.Plus the video has Nayeon.I needed something to post today...
View ArticleKpop seduction appears to be accelerating
In 2003 Lee Hyori wrote a song about seducing a man while his girlfriend had walked off. She claimed that her powers allowed her to do it in just 10 minutes, stealing his heart away just like that....
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Best of the Worst: May 19, 2016
Today is a very special edition of Best of the Worst.It's my last edition.I've decided to stop doing these weekly posts, and after three and a half years, I'm also hanging up my AKF boots.*You can call...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation #35 - Ex-SNSD's Jessica
Just think how great the Genie fancams would be with today's technology. I ran out of scheduled Fancam Appreciation posts (there are plenty that have been submitted to me, just haven't written them...
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Victoria for Marie Claire
Victoria is just ridiculous.There's only so much jizz one man's penis can expel to one woman in a year.
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #50
RIP miss A...unless Min also leaves and the group remains a duo of Suzy and Fei. If it worked for DBSK, why can't it work for miss A?
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