Sana Reminds Us How Hot She Is
This morning, I received a letter from Sana, or most likely, someone claiming to be Sana.Dear AKF, UCAAD, why the fuck are you and the rest of the AKF fappers only paying attention to Momo and Mina?...
View Article[MV Review] EXO - "Lucky One"
Been about a year since EXO's last comeback. While "Call Me Baby" was a decent song the album had much better songs, however this comeback's songs are their best since "Overdose", proving their full...
View ArticleKpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 19 - MFECT, Oriental Showcus, Hexagonal Water
It's time again for another episode of the most loved and loathed series on Kpopalypse blog, yes it's Kpopalypse Nugu Alert!Read on as Kpopalypse finds more nugus especially for you!Imagine that you're...
View ArticleEuijin Teaser for Sonamoo's Comeback
Euijin, the best girl in Sonamoo, has an awesome teaser picture. Does TS suck or what, because I almost forgot that Sonamoo existed. Their peer groups have had several more comebacks, and they've been...
View ArticleHeartbreak Bathroom - Tiffany featuring Yoochun
While people have been writing a bunch about Yoochun in the K-pop blogging sphere, all y'all UCAADs have been ignoring this sweet remix Yoochun wrote. With my investigative journalism, I was able to...
View ArticleBTS Fans Really ARE Everywhere
If you're wondering what TLC has to do with this keep reading.BTS fans, or ARMYs have a reputation for being literally everywhere. From random videos about rain to pornhub and always connecting the...
View ArticleThe Hateful Eight's Kid Leader to Make a Solo Comeback
Thank God. As long as it's not an SNSD comeback, I am good. I'd even take a Hyoyeon solo featuring Amber over an SNSD song these days.(I'm really busy this week, so this week will be shitpost week. I...
View ArticleIrene Claimed to be the Prettiest Girl Group Member
Some guys on a variety show said what we already know.Based on the fapping data I discovered, Irene is the most fapped to idol in Kpop since 2014.Alright, now I gotta get back to work.
View ArticleKpopalypse's free legal advice service for k-pop fans!
Recent developments in the world of k-pop have shown that k-pop labels are swift towill eventually take legal action against malicious haters!Are you prepared for such an eventuality? Could you use...
View ArticleMore Hyosung for Marie Claire
Hyosung thinks we haven't fapped enough to her this week.
View ArticleTS Keep Fucking With Sonamoo
So the highlight medley for Sonamoo's new album came out, and I was all set to love this comeback until I realized that "Closer" wasn't going to be to be the title track but instead "I Like U Too...
View ArticleThe Kpopalypse 2016 super-objectification survey
Halfway through the year means it's time once again to rate k-pop ass and objectify k-pop idols! Click the Qri below to do the survey, unreconstructed gender-oppressing superficial caonimas!
View ArticleTouch My Body Special Collab on Music Bank
Momo's ass is just what I needed after working a few long nights out of town and having to drive several hours back home.
View ArticleThe Wonder Girls To Come Back With a 1970s Concept
The Wonder Girl's went to the 1980s with "Reboot." Now it appears they're turning back the clock even farther to the 1970s with "Why So Lonely?"They all look amazing.While K-pop isn't one to shy away...
View ArticleHyomin for Cosmopolitan
Thank God I don't have to write shit.(Expect non-shitposts from me when the Fourth of July weekend starts.)
View Article"Oppa's Fans Just Need Time To Heal!!!1111"
Kim Hyun Joongs ex was aquitted from all of her charges, proving even further that he's trash. While the comments on Netizenbuzz weren't even delusional in the least this time it's international fans...
View ArticleBrave Girls - High Heels
Brave Girls are back with another great song that everyone will ignore again! Back in February, Brave Girls emerged from Brave Brothers' dungeon with "Deepened," which is one of the best songs of the...
View Article[MV Review] SISTAR – “I Like That”
[AKF: Welcome AKF42's newest member, kalliope!]Like clockwork, SISTAR is back with another summer comeback/opportunity for them all to vigorously shake their asses at a camera. Fortunately, even a...
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