Taeyeon - Why
^ SEE THE CAPTURE IN THE MV?! TAEYEON WANTS YOUR CREAM! SHE WANTS YOU TO FREEZE IT UP SO SHE CAN SUCK ON YOUR SEMEN!After coming clean with her criminal life in New Zealand by stealing her boss's car,...
View ArticleAs if I needed another reason to rip on Hyoyeon...
I honestly try to like Hyoyeon, but she always gives me another reason to not like her, such as her God-fucking-awful rapping. Fuck waterboarding the terrorists at Guantanamo Bay, just make them listen...
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YG Finally Delivers Something Promising With BLACKPINK
So YG's finally debuting another girl group. It's about time, since YG had been teasing a nine member girl group with a great visuals and a slightly edgy concept. However that couldn't happen since...
View ArticleAn Extremely Thorough Exploration of Lesbianism in Kpop – Part 1/?
Girl groups are, by nature, pretty gay. You have a bunch of hot, similarly-aged girls spending all their time together, dancing around while scantily clad, doing sexy choreography, etc. Sure, everybody...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation: Twice's Nayeon in the Rain
The fancam appreciation has been hiatus for a little while, but I saw Nayeon being all wet and had to share. Normally she's probably only used to being this wet when she has Momo, Mina and Sana tied up...
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AKF Interview: Koreaboos Can Now be Koreans
Hey everyone, our society has degraded to the point to where I can't make fun of Koreaboos any longer because everyone can identify whatever the fuck as they want. Here, I interview a fat, white...
View ArticleKpop's Most Iconic Song Intros
Kpop, to a degree infinitely greater than Western pop, is prone to appending informative introductions to their songs. And every now and then, these first ten to fifteen seconds of a song are so...
View ArticleTaeyeon - Why Dance Version
Today is Independence Day, and SM literally just released this dance version of Taeyeon's jjangbak hit "Why". SM is playing with my patriotic feelings here, knowing full well that I want a TAEXIT from...
View Article[MV Review] Sonamoo - "I Like U Too Much"
Sonamoo return after a year with lukewarm results.Disclaimer: It's past midnight where I live currently and I just got back from a 10+hour drive and I have to work in the morning. I really wanted to...
View ArticleYuri/Hani Death Match
Watch this video, starting from about 3:25. Ignore Yoona, the world's most anodyne human being. Ignore Sooyoung trying and failing. Watch for about 25 seconds. I'll wait.Look, I'm not an SNSD fan....
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Goo Hara for Cosmopolitan
Hara is hot and Knetz hate her, so I have twice the reason to post these pics.
View ArticleFuck Your Favorite K-Pop Idol in 2030
I read this interesting article at Breitbart at work yesterday. It has absolutely nothing to do with K-Pop, but assuming this technology comes out as fast as the dude says, I'll probably have a new job...
View ArticleHan Ye Seul for Harper Bazaar
#chanel #샤넬 @harpersbazaarkorea 💋💕A photo posted by Han Ye Seul _ 한예슬 (@leslie_allwehaveisus) on Jul 5, 2016 at 6:52am PDTAnother HYS photoshoot where she looks jjangbak as fuck.#chanel #샤넬...
View ArticleSo is Jimin really (good and) hot (and fresh and fly)?
For some reason, FNC decided that Jimin, nasal-voiced rapper extraordinaire (???) should be the first member of AOA to debut solo. Why they didn’t pick inarguable sex goddess and vocal all-star Choa is...
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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 1 - BEST ASSES in...
Here it is - finally the results of the 2016 Kpopalypse Objectification Survey! Read on to see how well your bias performed in the all-important area of being ogled at and fapped to!Firstly, thanks to...
View ArticleFancam Education: Minx's Sua
I saw the results for the poll and I realized we have let you all down. Some of the best asses in kpop didn't even get a mention and that is clearly because we failed to show them to you. So I will...
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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 2 – BEST FEMALE...
It's time for part 2 of the results of the Kpopalypse 2016 objectification survey! Let's find out who has the best boobs and abs in k-pop in 2016 according to Kpopalypse readers!The second part is the...
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Victim Blame: Taeyeon VS Sasaeng Edition
Sasaengs are pretty much the most embarrassing people you can come across in the K-Pop world. They represent everything wrong with getting obsessed with a singer and even the most semi-level headed...
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Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 3 – HOTTEST MALES...
The final part of the Kpopalypse 2016 objectification survey is here! Let's check out the hottest overall males and females in k-pop, according to Kpopalypse readers!You can find part 1 here and part...
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Jessica Doesn't Look 18 Anymore? Big Shock.
(Seeing as I just posted an article defending Taeyeon against netizens, it's only natural I do the same for Jessica to piss off all of the TaeyeonGate/JessicaGate stans.)So Jessica attended a...
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