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Girl Group Stage - Ultra Dance Festival
Sorry to cockblock Kpopalypse and suho_ftw who have relatively new articles below, but yeah, there's too much hotness on this stage to not post this right away.
View ArticleConcepts That Don't Suck (Anything But YOUR BLOOD)
A lot of kpop girl group music videos are basically identical. You could swap out the four to nine hot girls for a different four to nine hot girls and end up with at least 90% of modern MV...
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When fanboys are like fangirls
Perhaps you have noticed by now that one of the main reasons we started and continue to operate this site is just to be a place where we can freely vent annoyance with and/or mock delusional kpop...
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Chinese woman supports China. News at 11.
She grew up there. Her home is there. Her family is there. Her friends are there. Her money is there. Her business is there. The rest of her life after f(x) is there. Her legal protections and...
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An Extremely Thorough Exploration of Lesbianism in Kpop – Part 2/?
Part 1 can be found here. Once again, in the interests of comparison and standard-setting, each video’s lesbianism will be ranked on two metrics: how hot it is, and how convincing it is. They will be...
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[MV Review] Seventeen - "Very Nice"
Quick to shake off the "Pretty U" criticism, Seventeen comeback with "Very Nice" and it's just that.I'll be honest, I was a be skeptical during Seventeen's debut just mostly because they come from...
View ArticleOld News: Sunmi doesn't give a flying fuck
I know I am way late to the game on this, but this is why we love Sunmi. This bitch can't be bothered. She sort of half-heartedly does the choreo in the group parts, but when it's her turn to do a solo...
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Sex vs Politics
Following up on my previous post, an interesting situation is developing where Fei is launching her solo promotions right after publicly supporting China's sea territory claims. Maybe this means she's...
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[MV Review] Wonder Girls - Why So Lonely
The Wonder Girls are back, and they are making disco look damn good.Before I get down to the nitty gritty, here are the basics: the girls all look hot as fuck in this video, AND they've stuck with the...
View ArticleChad Future leaves kpop
Most people love to hate on this guy, and while I understand the reasons why, I just can't hate on him. Chad does Chad and makes no apologies. Haters can hate away and he just keeps being Chad. By some...
View ArticleSeungyeon to Release a Solo Song
Seungyeon is going solo in the year of going solo. With how great "Guilty" was, I've been waiting for this news since Kara disbanded. Now Ahjussi will fap himself to death with his waifu making her...
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You're Not an Expert.
This is one of my more lengthy post. It's been a while since I've made one of those.I see many people all over the internet using their own diseases/depressions/life experiences to condemn Hani and...
View ArticleMiyavi - Afraid to be Cool
Japan's Guitar God Miyavi came out with a new single last month and I had to share.
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Chad Past: a Chad Future retrospective
First it was Eat Your Kimchi defecting to Japan and now Chad Future, the young guy from the USA who decided to be an "American k-pop star", has decided to move onto the next phase of his career and...
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Kick the Greedy Kimchi Whores Out of China and Japan!
Yoona, Greedy Kimchi Whore #1.Krystal, Greedy Kimchi Whore #2.As you probably know, a lot of international fans are mad about Chinese nationalism. It has spread to Korea, where you can see Korean...
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MV Review Meets Lesbianism in Kpop 2.5/?: G-Friend's Navillera
Parts 1 and 2 of this regular series.Today's special crossover episode is brought to you by the fact that Navillera, G-Friend's latest thinly veiled clone of all their previous songs (this time: more...
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Twice For CeCi
I would be Sana's ho any day.I know this is old but this photo shoot has become one of my favorites.I love how Nayeon always looks like she just hit a pound of marijuana.Why do they keep fucking with...
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Brave Bros just confirmed After School is dead
By giving their signature sound to Stellar.
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