Kpopalypse is wrong about the Golden Era of K-Pop
Sechs Kies taking Kpop into a new level with this intro. "Listen to my words, the fucking dick is in your pussy." pic.twitter.com/SSjbpft0zG— MEMORABLE KPOP (@memorablekpop) May 28, 2016I haven't heard...
View Article[MV Review-ish] Crying Because Stellar Decided to Start Being Boring
Anybody who knows me knows that I fuck with Stellar. So nobody is more disappointed by their latest track than I am.For a group that has historically done so much inventive stuff, both visually and...
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Some Idiots Who Didn't Go to Med School Criticize Sistar's Soyou
Soyou said in a truly tragic interview that she once crash dieted so hard that she lost 8 kilograms (just under 18 pounds) in a month. For reference, it's generally considered safe/healthy to lose...
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[MV Review] HELLOVENUS - Paradise
As far as I'm concerned, this is the first thing HELLOVENUS has released since Brave Brothers' electro-sexy garbage Wiggle Wiggle and I'm Ill (the day I listen to a shitty ballad like Glow is the day...
View ArticleFei - Faptasy
Short review: fapLonger review: faaaaaaaaaaapDetailed review: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
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[MV Review] Fei - "Fantasy"
JYP brings one of his sex dreams to life and who better to choose to fulfill that duty than Fei?I saw a Fei solo coming from a mile away. There had been talks of her doing some solo projects since 2013...
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Dear Kalliope: A Kpop Advice Column
Dear Kalliope,I have been a big fan of kpop for many years, even though I don't live in Korea or speak Korean. However, my friends all think the music is dumb and shallow, and that I'm some kind of...
View ArticleEvery Solo Debut from 2015 Reviewed
DISCLAIMER: I got this list off Wikipedia because my memory isn't flawless so please don't get on my ass in the comments if I've missed something. In honour of Fei's sextastic solo debut, I've decided...
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You Don't Have To Agree With Fei. You Don't Have to Hate Fei.
With China and the SEA recent activities a lot of Chinese-born idols have been showing support for China and because of it I see two extremes of people coming out and both look stupid. On one hand, you...
View ArticleYou wish your drunk favs were this good
Most will immediately notice how happy Sunmi is but I would like to point out that Lim probably thinks they're on Music Core.Since many kids won't understand: I'm not making fun of them. This is normal...
View Articlef(x)'s All Mine is All Mediocre
This is fine, I guess. It's low budget but it's SM Station so I didn't exactly expect high production values. China haters take note: Victoria looks like she's balding in this video. Also, Luna's...
View ArticleHow Nayeon's Vibrator Almost Malfunctioned
4등 세레모니#모모#나연#트와이스#TWICEpic.twitter.com/zF1NHJ8RpD— 사비다 SBD (@sabeda99) July 23, 2016You know Momo was thinking "You fucking bitch, we kiss all the time, so stop with this shit." Nayeon, in turn, had...
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Everyone Thinks G-Friend's SinB is a Bitch, So Now I Love Her
Waving goodbye to the haterzSome fools on the internet think SinB is a bitch because she didn't sing during some dumb dance video. It's not important for me to even link it here, because these comments...
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"Pick Me" To Get Creeped On
Produce 101's producer went ahead and admitted that his show was intended to be child porn lite.During an interview with ‘High Cut’, he was given the question, “Guys probably will not be interested in...
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Gugudan - Wonderland
Gugudan debuted at the end of June and the only reason I have only fucks to give is because Kim Sejeong is fucking cute as fucking fuck.I never watched Produce 101 and the only member I really took...
View ArticleStop fucking your sociopolitical presumptions and love someone
I have been seeing a lot of people railing on Fei's "Fantasy" because in it she is fulfilling the desires of a man. People have been using this to say it is all about objectification and even gone...
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FUCK YOU LIZZY
🇰🇷멋져요!!👍🏻#리지#Lizzy#무서운아저씨#독도지킴이A photo posted by 리지💕 (@luvlyzzy) on Jul 17, 2016 at 7:05pm PDTGiven that Korean netizens have shown us that it is perfectly acceptable to hate on idols due to their home...
View ArticleHit The Stage - Vampire Momo
I'd let Vampire Momo suck blood from my penis, you know, if she wasn't a lesbian.
View ArticleRadwimps - Zen Zen Zen Se
Radwimps finally released a new song (c'mon UCAADs, it's been three years since your last album). This song definitely sounds something like what Bump of Chicken would have released a few years and...
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