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Netizens Prove You Cannot Fucking Win
Wow, I really wish Hyuna would wear something sexier and more flattering:1. [+356, -80] Those green panties look like grandma underwear. Why did she pick such a loose fitting one?2. [+311, -59] If...
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Acknowledge The Gray (Grey)* Areas
This is my own extension of Ajussi's previous article, which really got me thinking about just how quick people are to judge others and box them into one thing with no room for redemption. In the...
View ArticleImagine Tzuyu's Inner Monologue
Say what you want about G-Friend but they're hard to beat in terms of sheer precision. I swear they must practice these routines at double speed allthetime.Plus, this video is worth watching just for...
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 20: Lim Sehoon, Kim Keunsan, Kim Soonju
It's time again for everyone's favourite series highlighting Korean pop music videos nobody gives a shit about - Kpopalypse Nugu Alert!Come with Kpopalypse once again as he explores the depths of...
View ArticleLaysha's Chocolate Cream Has A Killer Sax Riff (Also, Boobs)
This is a non-racist, generally improved version of this.That song and video made Jason Derulo a famous millionaire. This song and video are going to make sure these girls are accused of being filthy...
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Hyuna Hates Scandals, Loves Subtlety
As we saw in her retro teasers, which were simultaneously panned for being too sexy and not sexy enough, Hyuna has decided to move away from the raunchy hip-hop of Roll Deep towards a more subtle and...
View ArticleKei's Cover of BoA's "Atlantis Princess"
Why is Kei so cute? Great performance, but I didn't like the vocal wanking near the end.
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Here's Some Hot Girls: Kalliope's Bias List
In celebration of AKF, in his eternal mercy, instating me as a full author here, I've decided to inflict my bias list on y'all so that you can hopefully get to know me better. Plus, this way we can...
View ArticleFei's Goodbye Stage
This is all I have to say to you Chinese-hating mother fuckers: We only got two weeks of Fei because of you fuckers.
View ArticleHyuna - How's This?
Fucking shit. Talk about a fucking auditory nightmare. I feel like Kim Jong Un produced this song to fuck with all of the K-Pop fans. Take a bunch of annoying stock beats, and throw them in a blender...
View ArticleOh My Girl's A-ing Is Both Boring And Weird
This is ... sure something!Windy Day was such an incredible left-field weirdo delight. This appears to be set in a indoor hippie grow-op. And I'm sorry, I just can't handle an adult man yelling at...
View ArticleYG's New Girl Group Is 2NE1 2.0
The one in fishnets must be able to sing, right?From my careful Youtube comment reading, I've determined that the blonde one is Lisa, the one in fishnets is Jisoo, the one with the hat is Jennie and...
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Irene's Web Drama Surpassed 2M Views
So Irene plays some kind of nerdy chick (who looks super cute in those glasses) in her new web drama. 1.9M of the views are me jacking it to Irene.Yeah, worth the 1.9M views and tissues.
View ArticleEvery Solo Debut from 2016 Reviewed
2015's solo debuts are reviewed here. In honour of Fei's sextastic solo debut, I've decided to do a mini review (like, a few sentences. I have a day job) of every single female solo debut from 2015 and...
View ArticleI.O.I. Conveniently Forgets That Somi Is 15
Of the seven members in this group, 5 are underage. So yeah, black leather and latex was probably not the way to go.The song sounds good (strong Salt N Pepa sample, which is in itself a sample. Meta!),...
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Seungyeon has a Kiss Scene with another Girl
Oh, how I wanted to see the day that a female actress/idol has a kiss scene with another female actress/idol. Too bad the other female is Hwadog, the former backup dancer of T-ara. Sorry, but I'm not...
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[MV Review] 9MUSES A - Lip 2 Lip
What is the use of a 9MUSES subunit that doesn't include Hyuna?One that includes Queen Kyungri, featured here with surprisingly flattering blonde hair.This MV starts off with a troublingly...
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Hyuna and The Good Fan
It's time for another Kpopalypse fanfiction! This one's all about everyone's favourite k-pop solo artist and ex-member of 4Minute, Hyuna!Picture this.It's 2012. You're a 25 year old male k-pop fan,...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation - Twice's Mina
MINA NEEDS TO DO A SEXY CONCEPT.Also, if anyone finds a Momo fancam of the same performance, feel free to link it in the comments.
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