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PSA: Reduced Posting for the Rest of the Year
It's that time of the year when I basically have to disappear from AKF for the next four months. I will be traveling for work for half of that time (that I know of, could be up to three months once my...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation - Twice's Momo
I think Momo's performance deserves its own article. Thanks to the anon who posted it in the Mina article.
View ArticleTwice's Mina fat shames fat girls
It's okay fat girls. I find you sooooo sexy shoving that Big Mac down your fat throat. Yeah, washing it down with Diet Coke is going to make you super sexy.
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[MV Review] BLACKPINK - Boombayah
Welp, I was wrongOkay, I was mostly right. This is 2NE1 2.0, complete with the early-era sound and the nonsense chorus. Basically, this is Fire/I Am The Best, but without the incredible hook. Also,...
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[MV Review] BLACKPINK - Whistle
Many things about this song are cool. The line "make him whistle like a missile" is not one of those things.This video was directed by the same guy who made Red Velvet's Dumb Dumb, apparently, and you...
View ArticleBlack Pink Fucking Sucks
Listen to Twice instead! If you really want to know what I think about Black Pink, read below.I had some hopes for Black Pink. Not high hopes, but at least some hope. Visually, Black Pink is a major...
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Introducing: Anti Kpop-Fangirl's Girl Group Wars!
Yesterday's debut of BLACKPINK has brought new life to the constant fan wars between girl groups, as Twice fans flood YouTube comment sections worldwide. In honour of the completion of the third...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation - Twice's Sana
Thanks to pikachuwei for linking this. I'd say I'd eat Sana's ass out, but after my last fic, I'm not sure that would be a great idea.
View ArticleHere's Why I Like BLACKPINK
Warning: this blog post contains genuine emotion and soulful reminiscing. Read at your own peril. Obviously Nayeon's Vibrator (fka AKF) fucking hates BLACKPINK, while I feel tentatively positive about...
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Seolhyun Gets Laid, Everyone Flips Shit
Seol has been listening to Kpopalypse's fashion advice, it would seemSo, Dispatch blew up their spot and now both agencies have confirmed that Seolhyun and Zico are dating ... aka that they are...
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The Kpopalypse Fandom Insanity Scale
With the emergence of YG's new girl group Blackpink who in true YG fashion have debuted a cool, casual 32 months behind schedule, curious caonimas now wish to know what I think of their fandom.However,...
View ArticleSNSD Ruined SM Station
What's new with SNSD? I mean, aside from Tiffany photoshopping Sica out of the 9 Year Anniversary of the Hateful Eight. #9yearswithSNSD 👼🏻💕A photo posted by Stephanie, Tiffany Hwang 👑 (@xolovestephi)...
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WJSN - "Secret" Teaser
Aw yeah, Cheng Xiao is 18 now. This is going to be the breast comeback of the late summer/early fall.
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suho_ftw's Favorite K-Pop Workout Songs
I had been thinking about doing it for a while so I finally got my gym membership in March and have been going to for 2-3 times a week as well as minor exercises on other days. So I decided to make a...
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[MV Review] I.O.I. - Whatta Man
Tasteful concepts for underage girls are no longer an impossible dream!That's the major takeaway from I.O.I.'s comeback -- oh, and also that they have even a single modicum of talent or appeal. God,...
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Is Tiffany's Career Over?
If you're like me, you probably found while browsing Twitter on the shitter. (Fun fact: A 10-minute dump a day equals a week's worth of paid vacation. 10 minutes * 5 days * 48 weeks / 60 minutes = 40...
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Girl Group Wars Round 1: Twice vs. Pledis Girlz, April vs. Sonamoo
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The Kpopalypse 2016 bias list
I have no fucking idea why so many people care about my biases in k-pop, but it seems that plenty of you do because I get asked questions about this shit all the time even though my bias lists are...
View ArticleCL - Lifted
I have a short review and a longer review below the jump. Short review: Longer review: There is not one redeemable thing about this song or music video. The music video starts itself horribly in that I...
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