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Best of the Worst: Feb. 25, 2016
Something terrible has happened to one of our most important idols: AOA (aka "Good") Jimin. It was revealed this week that someone is trying to kill her!
And by kill her, I mean her career. Because why else would the latest teaser for her upcoming solo look like this:
And by kill her, I mean her career. Because why else would the latest teaser for her upcoming solo look like this:
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| What even? Why?? Why, Mommy, why? |
- Good Jimin (RIP) has lamest, cheapest teaser pic I've seen in a while. No teaser at all would have been better than this.
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- If their latest comeback gets first place, Mamamoo promises to sleep with fans! (Or go on an overnight camping trip with them. However you'd like to describe it.)
- A Pink keeps on rockin' after background music fails them. It's super awk, but in an endearing way.
- Kwanghee accidentally eats Yoo Jae Suk's waffle, gets called out in Instagram comments by PD who bought it.
- Hyunseung apologizes for acting like a dick recently, says he's reflecting on his actions. That's probably for the best. Also, could you please reflect on your hair. Thanks, Boo.
- Top Dogg members try to pronounce Western male names. They had a female names version, too, but I'm too lazy to find it.
- People salty after AOA Cream appears on Children's Show. I admit, it's not a good fit for them. AOA's more of an "SNL Korea" group.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Haters find new way to drag Seolhyun after Infinite's Sungjong posts Instagram photo of the two together.
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| Sungjong is not prettier than Seolhyun. Not even a little bit. |
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Fancam Appreciation #23 - Cosmic Girl's (WJSN's) Cheng Xiao
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 17: Asian Chairshot, Sever The Ear, Crux
Yes it's that time again, another episode of the most unpopular unique k-pop video review series ever - Kpopalypse Nugu Alert!
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Read on to check out some more nugus!
If there's one thing that Kpopalypse is against, it's the pussification of music, and right now this issue has never been a bigger problem in Korean pop. K-pop these days has fallen hard from the 2008-2011 glory days that drew in so many international fans from around the globe, the iconic upbeat dancefloor-stomping numbers that defined the genre like "Roly Poly", "Sorry Sorry", "Lucifer", "Fire", and many more having largely been replaced with languid wafer-thin trap beats, horrid self-serving egocentric R&B masturbation and sugar-sweet ballads that would be rejected by wait-on-hold music companies for being too wallpapery and dull. Sorting the jewels from the trash in such a musical landscape becomes increasingly challenging each year, yet I do my best to hold aloft a shining beacon to guide those lost in the wilderness of sugary bullshit through the current dark ages and into what will hopefully one day be a new dawn of quality k-pop music. Okay I don't consider myself that important really, but admit it, that last sentence sounded cool, didn't it? Didn't it? Hey, where are you going? No, don't go there, it's The Great Satan, noooo...
This episode of Kpopalypse Nugu Alert is dedicated to FUCKING ROCK MUSIC and we are going to see some HARD ROCKING ACTION from some Korean nugus in this episode. Hopefully listening to something with a bit of a fucking nutsack in it instead of the usual soft crap k-pop fans are exposed to daily will help cure you of pussyR&Bitis and make you want to listen to some real music again, then when the next decent upbeat k-pop comeback comes along perhaps it'll actually do alright. I'll also provide live clips of each group, just so you know that you are actually listening to real rock music and not some bullshit group that can't even perform live without a pre-recorded backing track. Usual nugu rules apply:
Asian Chairshot might look and dress like Kurt Cobain's long-lost Korean cousins, but their song displays the kind of structural unpredictability and technical proficiency that is more pre-popularity Soundgarden than Nirvana. Before the explosion of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album, Soundgarden were the Seattle group billed as "the group that will blow up big and explode the Seattle rock music scene worldwide" and their proto-70s style rock sound wasn't considered grunge until many years later when the music industry started looking for ways to categorise them, before this time Soundgarden were routinely called a "Led Zeppelin clone group" in the press. Asian Chairshot has taken a leaf or two out of the same sonic trickbook - starting off slowly with something akin to a "rock ending", the song swiftly ratchets up the tempo with heavy distortion and a riff not dissimilar to Led Zeppelin's "The Immigrant Song". Then the gears change again, with the band hitting the skids at 1:20 into a Sabbath-style stoner groove with virtuostic guitar soloing built from equal parts Tony Iommi and Eddie Van Halen. In a normal pop song, the faster section would come back, but here it never does, with the slow groove playing out right until the end of this ultra-short yet still defiantly progressive rock edit, because too much fast-tempo rock in one hit might just give pussy Korean music listeners browsing on CJE&M's channel a fucking cardiac arrest. However for those fine upstanding men and women able to handle it (such as the good readers of Kpopalypse blog) the full song does have a return to the fast section, plus a long intro, so here's a full-length live version for you to enjoy:
I can tell that this isn't these guys' first rodeo as those drum skins have lots of stick marks, they've clearly been on a few tours. Still, please support them because this live shit doesn't even have as much web traffic as most of the Kpopalypse cat videos. Don't worry, my cat's not insecure about having less hits, she can handle it.
YouTube hits at time of writing: 6518
Notable attribute: actual grunge wasn't even this dirty looking (except Tad)
Nugu Alert rating: high
You can tell just from the band and song name that this is going to be some kind of bland emo-metal, and it certainly is, but that doesn't mean it's still not rocking harder than 99.9% of what comes out of Korea these days. It also has a cheaper looking drumkit than 99.9% of all hard rock music videos everywhere, so hats off to these nugus who are clearly poor as shit and probably saving up for another MV as I type, even though this was released over 18 months ago. Check the build quality on this:
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The twin bass-drum kick pedal that compacts two drum beaters into the striking area of only one bass drum has become the go-to budget solution for drummers who want to sound like the fast bit at the end of Metallica's "One" but are too poor to carry two bass drums around. The best thing about twin pedals is they will work nicely with literally any shithouse drum kit as long as you've also got gaffer tape to stop your cheap ass bass drum skin from flapping like a bedsheet on a clothesline and a heavy blanket to weigh the kit down and stop it moving forward from all the pedal pressure during those double-kick fills. I can tell from the position of the clamps under the drummer's feet that this particular pedal is exactly the same cheap garbage that all my friends use. The frugal theme is repeated with the cymbal hardware, which the flashy back-lighting the video director spent 50% of their money on only serves to highlight:
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Never mind the cheapness though, this song contains an important positive development in Korea's rock aesthetics - the female bass player who just happens to be in a group of guys and isn't sexualised any more (or less) than the guys are, doesn't get any more (or less) camera time and just rocks out the same as everyone else because this is the 21st century you fucking backwards-ass sexist fucking fuckhole, so what do you expect. The west has had this super-equal treatment of women in metal ever since Bolt Thrower, so it's good to see Korea getting in on the all-important "girls being in heavy bands is actually not a fucking big deal so get over yourself" game. And here's a live video where the cameraperson doesn't even try to get a good angle on the girl bass player because it's totally not a big deal that a girl is in a band.
Even pointing this out at all makes me feel like a cunt, but that's only because I'm so forward-thinking and enlightened ahem. Anyway maybe you should click on this band some more before they really do kill themselves from lack of love from you guys.
YouTube hits at time of writing: 2588
Notable attribute: mobile phone waterproofing 10/10
Nugu Alert rating: very high
Here's a group that sounds like a cross between Judas Priest, Dragonforce and King Diamond, which certainly isn't a listening combination that I'd expect to be common among Korean pop fans, which of course is why I have to mention it. The group's performance outfits are even a slightly more suave version of Judas Priest's obviously closet gay metal-warrior S&M-show garb, so you know there's lots of value to be had here from watching the band footage, however the real drawcard here is the fantastic drama video. In a post-apocalyptic future world where cities are collapsing and everybody commutes on foot yet sporting goods and Jack Daniels are still readily available, an angry young man beats other men over the head with a baseball bat for no apparent reason and then he cries a bit and smashes things. However he didn't cry as hard as I did when I went to this band's channel and discovered their recent live video:
Holy shit there's only about seven fucking people in the audience here, we need to give them a few more hits, people. It brought me back to some of the bands I was in back in the day and the crappy gigs we played to audiences who didn't give a shit, but even my own ultra nugu punk and metal groups didn't do it as tough as Crux, because it must be some serious hard yards being a power-metal band in a country dominated by pussy weak R&B music. To make matters worse, their new keyboard player even has a Kurzweil keyboard - those things are fucking dogshit, my brother had one of those and he recently got rid of it because it kept having stupid mechanical problems that a professional keyboard worth thousands of dollars should never have. He actually took it in to get repaired and they told him something along the lines of "the problem is you're playing it too much and it's not designed for that level of use" which is a really nice way of saying "this is a fucking toy not a piece of pro equipment". Poor Crux girl, I bet she's already had that useless thing in the repair shop at least once since this video was taken. If this review stops just one keyboard player from buying a Kurzweil, it was all worthwhile.
YouTube hits at time of writing: 6321
Notable attribute: majority of MV budget is glass breakage cleanup
Nugu Alert rating: extreme
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That's all for another episode of Kpopalypse Nugu Alert! As surely as the sun rises in the east, Kpopalypse will return with more nugus!
Read on to check out some more nugus!
If there's one thing that Kpopalypse is against, it's the pussification of music, and right now this issue has never been a bigger problem in Korean pop. K-pop these days has fallen hard from the 2008-2011 glory days that drew in so many international fans from around the globe, the iconic upbeat dancefloor-stomping numbers that defined the genre like "Roly Poly", "Sorry Sorry", "Lucifer", "Fire", and many more having largely been replaced with languid wafer-thin trap beats, horrid self-serving egocentric R&B masturbation and sugar-sweet ballads that would be rejected by wait-on-hold music companies for being too wallpapery and dull. Sorting the jewels from the trash in such a musical landscape becomes increasingly challenging each year, yet I do my best to hold aloft a shining beacon to guide those lost in the wilderness of sugary bullshit through the current dark ages and into what will hopefully one day be a new dawn of quality k-pop music. Okay I don't consider myself that important really, but admit it, that last sentence sounded cool, didn't it? Didn't it? Hey, where are you going? No, don't go there, it's The Great Satan, noooo...
This episode of Kpopalypse Nugu Alert is dedicated to FUCKING ROCK MUSIC and we are going to see some HARD ROCKING ACTION from some Korean nugus in this episode. Hopefully listening to something with a bit of a fucking nutsack in it instead of the usual soft crap k-pop fans are exposed to daily will help cure you of pussyR&Bitis and make you want to listen to some real music again, then when the next decent upbeat k-pop comeback comes along perhaps it'll actually do alright. I'll also provide live clips of each group, just so you know that you are actually listening to real rock music and not some bullshit group that can't even perform live without a pre-recorded backing track. Usual nugu rules apply:
- Less than 20,000 views on official videos
- International fans don't give a shit
- Kpopalypse likey likey dis
Asian Chairshot - Oriental Foul King
Asian Chairshot might look and dress like Kurt Cobain's long-lost Korean cousins, but their song displays the kind of structural unpredictability and technical proficiency that is more pre-popularity Soundgarden than Nirvana. Before the explosion of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album, Soundgarden were the Seattle group billed as "the group that will blow up big and explode the Seattle rock music scene worldwide" and their proto-70s style rock sound wasn't considered grunge until many years later when the music industry started looking for ways to categorise them, before this time Soundgarden were routinely called a "Led Zeppelin clone group" in the press. Asian Chairshot has taken a leaf or two out of the same sonic trickbook - starting off slowly with something akin to a "rock ending", the song swiftly ratchets up the tempo with heavy distortion and a riff not dissimilar to Led Zeppelin's "The Immigrant Song". Then the gears change again, with the band hitting the skids at 1:20 into a Sabbath-style stoner groove with virtuostic guitar soloing built from equal parts Tony Iommi and Eddie Van Halen. In a normal pop song, the faster section would come back, but here it never does, with the slow groove playing out right until the end of this ultra-short yet still defiantly progressive rock edit, because too much fast-tempo rock in one hit might just give pussy Korean music listeners browsing on CJE&M's channel a fucking cardiac arrest. However for those fine upstanding men and women able to handle it (such as the good readers of Kpopalypse blog) the full song does have a return to the fast section, plus a long intro, so here's a full-length live version for you to enjoy:
I can tell that this isn't these guys' first rodeo as those drum skins have lots of stick marks, they've clearly been on a few tours. Still, please support them because this live shit doesn't even have as much web traffic as most of the Kpopalypse cat videos. Don't worry, my cat's not insecure about having less hits, she can handle it.
YouTube hits at time of writing: 6518
Notable attribute: actual grunge wasn't even this dirty looking (except Tad)
Nugu Alert rating: high
Sever The Ear - Suicide
You can tell just from the band and song name that this is going to be some kind of bland emo-metal, and it certainly is, but that doesn't mean it's still not rocking harder than 99.9% of what comes out of Korea these days. It also has a cheaper looking drumkit than 99.9% of all hard rock music videos everywhere, so hats off to these nugus who are clearly poor as shit and probably saving up for another MV as I type, even though this was released over 18 months ago. Check the build quality on this:
The twin bass-drum kick pedal that compacts two drum beaters into the striking area of only one bass drum has become the go-to budget solution for drummers who want to sound like the fast bit at the end of Metallica's "One" but are too poor to carry two bass drums around. The best thing about twin pedals is they will work nicely with literally any shithouse drum kit as long as you've also got gaffer tape to stop your cheap ass bass drum skin from flapping like a bedsheet on a clothesline and a heavy blanket to weigh the kit down and stop it moving forward from all the pedal pressure during those double-kick fills. I can tell from the position of the clamps under the drummer's feet that this particular pedal is exactly the same cheap garbage that all my friends use. The frugal theme is repeated with the cymbal hardware, which the flashy back-lighting the video director spent 50% of their money on only serves to highlight:
Never mind the cheapness though, this song contains an important positive development in Korea's rock aesthetics - the female bass player who just happens to be in a group of guys and isn't sexualised any more (or less) than the guys are, doesn't get any more (or less) camera time and just rocks out the same as everyone else because this is the 21st century you fucking backwards-ass sexist fucking fuckhole, so what do you expect. The west has had this super-equal treatment of women in metal ever since Bolt Thrower, so it's good to see Korea getting in on the all-important "girls being in heavy bands is actually not a fucking big deal so get over yourself" game. And here's a live video where the cameraperson doesn't even try to get a good angle on the girl bass player because it's totally not a big deal that a girl is in a band.
Even pointing this out at all makes me feel like a cunt, but that's only because I'm so forward-thinking and enlightened ahem. Anyway maybe you should click on this band some more before they really do kill themselves from lack of love from you guys.
YouTube hits at time of writing: 2588
Notable attribute: mobile phone waterproofing 10/10
Nugu Alert rating: very high
Crux - Zero Gravity
Here's a group that sounds like a cross between Judas Priest, Dragonforce and King Diamond, which certainly isn't a listening combination that I'd expect to be common among Korean pop fans, which of course is why I have to mention it. The group's performance outfits are even a slightly more suave version of Judas Priest's obviously closet gay metal-warrior S&M-show garb, so you know there's lots of value to be had here from watching the band footage, however the real drawcard here is the fantastic drama video. In a post-apocalyptic future world where cities are collapsing and everybody commutes on foot yet sporting goods and Jack Daniels are still readily available, an angry young man beats other men over the head with a baseball bat for no apparent reason and then he cries a bit and smashes things. However he didn't cry as hard as I did when I went to this band's channel and discovered their recent live video:
Holy shit there's only about seven fucking people in the audience here, we need to give them a few more hits, people. It brought me back to some of the bands I was in back in the day and the crappy gigs we played to audiences who didn't give a shit, but even my own ultra nugu punk and metal groups didn't do it as tough as Crux, because it must be some serious hard yards being a power-metal band in a country dominated by pussy weak R&B music. To make matters worse, their new keyboard player even has a Kurzweil keyboard - those things are fucking dogshit, my brother had one of those and he recently got rid of it because it kept having stupid mechanical problems that a professional keyboard worth thousands of dollars should never have. He actually took it in to get repaired and they told him something along the lines of "the problem is you're playing it too much and it's not designed for that level of use" which is a really nice way of saying "this is a fucking toy not a piece of pro equipment". Poor Crux girl, I bet she's already had that useless thing in the repair shop at least once since this video was taken. If this review stops just one keyboard player from buying a Kurzweil, it was all worthwhile.
YouTube hits at time of writing: 6321
Notable attribute: majority of MV budget is glass breakage cleanup
Nugu Alert rating: extreme
That's all for another episode of Kpopalypse Nugu Alert! As surely as the sun rises in the east, Kpopalypse will return with more nugus!
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Saturday Shitfest #38
Cheng Xiao and Bona can carry this group visually. Starship really fucked up by not using "Catch Me" as the title track. Anyway, expect a lot of reviews from HYSF and I to come out over the next week or two. I know for example HYSF is going to cover "Mo Mo Mo" while I'm waiting for the "Catch Me" MV to come out. It's just pretty hard to keep track of all of these MVs coming out when you have so much happening in the real world, and that's why we're more behind than usual on the MV reviews.
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Sunday Shitpost #13
What's up UCAADs? A lot of news to cover this week in the Sunday Shitpost.
News Story #1: Jessica finishes recording solo album
I personally can't wait. Watch it top the charts because of all of her international fans while Koreans cry-fap to the album. They'll bitch about it on Nate while listening to the albums on full blast while fapping/fingering themselves to Jessica's jacket photos.
News Story #2: Moonbyul confirms that she's a lesbian
Moonbyul states "I personally really like hearing that we are the 'girl crush.'"
Using my innate Korean logical thinking, this confirms that Moonbyul is a lesbian. Given that Moonbyul is a fan of Krystal, who is a major lesbian herself, this totally makes sense and I am rolling with it.
News Story #3: CLC's new member tries to be in a group and on Produce 101 at the same time
I don't follow "Produce 101" at all, but there's always so many articles about them. I don't see how people are complaining about this at all (if people are even complaining, as I said, I don't follow this show, but we're talking about the K-pop fandom here) since some Dia members are also in the show.
News Story #4: Hyoyeon to hold a lecture about beauty
This article has to be a joke, right?
News Story #5: Hani to take a break from varieties
Not that I really care since I don't watch very many varieties (just the group-centered ones for the most part), but this is probably the best for Hani, who has been overexposed. I can't follow K-pop as closely as I did a couple of years ago, but whenever I'm reading Soompi, it's rare to go a day without an article about Hani.
News Story #6: A new girl group, Princess, is gearing for debut
This is a new group from a newly formed agency, so who knows how it will turn out. However, I have generally liked a lot of the new girl groups to come out since Red Velvet debuted, so maybe the group will be good.
News Story #6: Yura has a horrible diet and Jang Hyuk gives her good advice
Yura has a shitty dieting plan, but luckily all-around badass Jang Hyuk was around to give her better advice.
"Eat and exercise," was the gist of it.
Therefore, I have a new regimen to recommend to Yura. Jack me and suck me off and swallow. She'll get a protein shake from me after her workout.
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Cheng Xiao as Chun Li is Basically the Best Thing Ever
Like seriously. I really don't have to write shit. These gifs are courtesy of WJSN Girls.
Victoria and Fei better watch out. There's a challenger for the Queen of China crown. I say this regardless of Victoria being my second overall favorite behind Han Ye Seul.
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Review: Ladies' Code "Galaxy"
Ladies' Code has returned!
Ladies' Code came back with new music this month, a year and a half after the tragic wreck that claimed the lives of group members EunB and Rise.
Returning to work is an enormous task for any group that's been away from the kpop scene for an extended time, even more so for one hit with such tragedy. But despite the enormous task that confronted the group, I think "Galaxy" is just the comeback they needed.
From the start, the three-song mini album, "Myst3ry," emphasizes the group's return as a trio. The music video for "Galaxy" continues this theme as it's filled with references to three, from a chess board, to candles, to triangle-shaped cakes.
The song itself is chill R&B about love, longing and hope. Initially, I had wanted something catchy and upbeat, but I knew that they wouldn't come back like that, nor should they have. So while "Galaxy" isn't the comeback I wanted them to have, it's the comeback they needed to have. And I respect that.
They couldn't very well come back with an upbeat, cute song for their first release since two of the group's members died. And at the same time, I appreciate that they weren't given a memorial song to return with. Although it was not originally intended to do so, "I'm Fine Thank You" became the de facto tribute to EunB and Rise after their deaths. It served that purpose beautifully and also drew attention to a song that, frankly, deserved a lot more in the first place. (I know I slept on it. And regret that fact.)
"I'm Fine Thank You" being the standing tribute to their former members also gave the group a chance to move on with this comeback, to look forward to what they would become. I applaud their company for not trying to add new members (and hope LC continues as a trio in the future). And who knows, maybe they'll never return to the upbeat sound of "Pretty Pretty." That'd be OK, as long as they stuck with music like "Myst3ry," which focused on the other kinds of music Ladies' Code excelled in previously: R&B and soul.
My only real complaint with their new album is that it's just a mini. But as far as minis go, it's pretty decent. The three tracks flow well together, so there's no outliers that don't fit the rest of the album's sound. Of the two non-single offerings, I prefer "Chaconne." It has a romantic, melancholy sound with a French touch. "My Flower" is kind of a melodramatic mess. But it's Soyeon Friend's favorite one, so there's that.
BOTTOM LINE: I wasn't sure Ladies' Code would ever make music again, but I sure am glad they did.
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BoA - Nowness Live [Bad Drive, Shattered, Clockwork, Lookbook, Bump Bump]
I saw this in the BoA thread on One Hallyu and wanted to share it while we're still able to watch it. I would like there to at least be one "Bump Bump" live performance in my lifetime where Verbal is actually there to perform the song with her.
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[MV Review] B.A.P - "Feel So Good"
F.A.P is back with a new song that solidifies their return.
When I heard news of B.A.P returning to TS Entertainment I was scared TS would take out their anger on B.A.P's song quality, however that proved to not have any strain since "Young, Wild, and Free" was decent but it just felt like another lesser rehash of all their other tough nu-metal songs that were better. Then news of them going to a cute concept sparked up and I thought "This is it, TS is going to fuck B.A.P up this time!" I don't have a problem with B.A.P's cute concepts (I actually really like "Stop It) it's just their musically better when they're more aggressive.
But not this time.
This is probably the first time B.A.P cutesy concept was musically better than the tough concept-song that came before. "Feel So Good" starts of cheesy but then once that funky bass guitar kicks in I knew this would be a song I liked. I find that when most groups (male or female) go for the funky sound it's usually dull and has too much R&B influence over it to make it standout. Sometimes the R&B influence can be good (i.e. Zico's "I Am You, You Are Me) and other times it just isn't. It's also a genre that gets so used and abused in K-pop that unless the song has something to make it standout it literally blends in with the other dozens of songs that sound like it.
However "Feel So Good" has a whole lot more energy with the melody carried by the funky guitar being upbeat and the bass that kicks in over Bang Yongguk and Zelo's rapping gives it a hip-hop flare without being too jarring for the overall vibe of the song. The song oddly has strong verses and a strong and catchy chorus. The part that bridges the chorus with the verses is done very well as it goes in and out two different grooves but that ultimately builds up to the actual chorus perfectly.
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Youngjae is ruining my bias list.
The music video is the only thing that I'm not overly impressed with. I like that it's colorful and "feel good", and it matches the feeling of the song well. The sets most definitely kept my attention for the better (that shopping cart scene though). The only thing that comes short some of the styling choices. I don't find anyone in B.A.P unattractive but it's clear there were rather questionable choices made. For instance, black haired Zelo will forever be the most attractive form of Zelo to me. However this sandy-brown hair is nice too yet the rainbow colors looked like someone took a paintbrush, dipped it in regular acrilic paint and swiped it across his head. Youngjae, Yongguk and Daehyun look fantastic however the stylist really didn't do well with Himchan or Jongup. Himchan is sporting a grandpa hairstyle and it makes him look like a 50 year old ajussi (and not in a hot way), however the weird thing is, it looks fine outside the music video. I have no idea what the MV stylist was thinking. Jongup's hair cut is way too short and k-pop needs to stop with these weird-ass contacts.
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Apparently people have been calling Himchan fat(?) I honestly don't see it but then again whenever people accuse an idol (male or female) of becoming a beach wale all I see is more thigh meat which is always A-Okay with me.
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He looks good here though.
Apparently people have been calling Himchan fat(?) I honestly don't see it but then again whenever people accuse an idol (male or female) of becoming a beach wale all I see is more thigh meat which is always A-Okay with me.
"Gosh, look at that OBESE MONSTER! Himchan oppa plz think of the children!"
The rest of the music video is pretty much run of the mill cutesy stuff. The choreography is pretty fun however I found the crotch thrusts kind off awkward looking and out of place, it's the equivalent to A Pink twerking and pussy-popping in the middle of a music video. My only complaint is that, I feel this would be more suited for a May release or whenever amusement park season is, but then again it seems to be doing well with the public so eh, what do I know?
Overall on your next trip to Six Flags (or any place similar) feel free to bump this to your own pleasure because it will certainly put you in a fun mood. I honestly feel like this is one of the best efforts from a boy group song wise of the year yet.
Overall on your next trip to Six Flags (or any place similar) feel free to bump this to your own pleasure because it will certainly put you in a fun mood. I honestly feel like this is one of the best efforts from a boy group song wise of the year yet.
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Fancam Appreciation #24 - Red Velvet's Irene
Irene is the meaning of life.
Are there fancams that you want to nominate? Email them to antikpopfangirl@yahoo.com or tweet them to @antikpopfangirl.
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A Guide To The Jimins Of Korean Entertainment (For Those Of You Who Are Confused)
So during my last article some of you had this reaction:
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Here's Tiny-G's best song, "Miss You." One of the best from 2013. Here's to hoping they have a comeback like this soon.
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Here's a pic of his ass. Shout out to Tzuyu is separatist scum.
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Rather that was to the content itself is known but quite a few of you were expecting a completely different Jimin, and didn't even know who that was so I've made this blog post so that whenever someone mentions "Jimin" you can be sure as to who they're talking about to ease some of the confusion off.
Of course for those of you who are not confused and are familiar with the Jimin's of Korean Entertainment then you can feel free to skip this post or continue on for eye-candy.
HAN JI-MIN (Actress)
The above is a picture of actress Han Ji-Min. She was born November 5, 1982 (33 years old.) She has starred in dramas such as "Rooftop Prince" and most recently "Hyde, Jekyll, Me." A way you can know an article or such is about her, is the way she spells her name as I typically see it spelled with a hyphen between the Ji and Min (Ji-min.) She's also the oldest out of the people mentioned on this list but that's not a negative. She has that very "classic-pretty Korean actress look" which should make her easier to spot when mentioned around idols.
Honestly all of her pictorials are breathtaking. [Editor's Note: She also shits on everyone else in this list.]
Watch "Rooftop Prince" here
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J-MIN (SOLOIST)
This is Oh Ji-min, but she goes by the stage name J-Min and is a soloist under SM Entertainment. She is occasionally let out of the dungeon but she appears to be active in Japan, having two Japanese studio albums and only one Korean EP. She was born May 27, 1988 (27 years old.) She sings some OSTs here and there and has starred in a handful of dramas. There's not that much more info on her though, so I'll just leave you with her song "Shine" from her first Korean EP which I really liked back in 2014:
SHIN JIMIN (AOA)
This the Jimin most of you will be familiar with. Shin Jimin (most people refer to her as Jimin or The Motherfucking Top Madame or The Leader of The Pretty Girls) was born on January 8, 1991 (25 years old.) And is most known for her role as the leader and main rapper of AOA. The groups discography is pretty solid with hits such as "Miniskirt", "Like a Cat", and "Heart Attack." She is also the leader of the AOA sub-unit AOA Black who have "Moya" under their belt. Jimin herself has participated in such solo activities such as Unpretty Rapstar where her solo single "Puss" was well received. Ways to distinguish her is obviously her squeaky voice which is something to look forward to in an AOA song, as well as her looking like the hot Asian female version of Samuel L. Jackson to a lesser degree.
J.MIN (TINY-G)
This is is J.Min from Tiny-G. She was born Sin Min Jeong however her name stage name is enough for her to get on this list because she's bound to be confused for someone with the name. J.Min was born November 20, 1994 (21 years old.)She's the leader of Tiny-G and unfortunately that's about all that can be found about her seeing as Tiny-G are still nugus. She's the shortest person on this list, being 155cm, so picture her being around Boram's height. She seems to rock sexy cat-eyes, and well anything involving cats.
Here's Tiny-G's best song, "Miss You." One of the best from 2013. Here's to hoping they have a comeback like this soon.
PARK JIMIN (BANGTAN BOYS)
This is Park Jimin, the second or third Jimin most of you are probably familiar with. Born on October 13, 1995 (20 years old) and most commonly called Jimin, Chimchim or The Jamless One (don't ask, it's old) is most known for being the lead vocalist in Bangtan Boys (BTS for short.) The group has a solid discography with hits such as "War of Hormone", "I Need U", and "Run" (stan "No More Dream" please. I'm begging you.) Jimin has been on "A Song For You", and has done some covers of songs on BTS's YouTube channel. An obvious distinguishable feature is that he's obviously male but this is k-pop as well as 2016 so that means nothing but he arguably has the biggest ass and thighs of all people on this list as well as a long face that is chubby and elongated eyes.
Here's a pic of his ass. Shout out to Tzuyu is separatist scum.
Park Jimin (15&)
Here is the female Park Jimin. She is most known as a singer in the duo 15& and a host on After School Club. Jimin was born on July 5, 1997 (18 years old). Jimin is known for her body being more chubby than the average idol but that has gained her more fans if anything, is also a good variety personality and a fluent English speaker. Before 15& she was known as a winner of K-pop star. Ways of pointing her out is well her body, which as stated above is meatier, if BTS Jimin has the biggest ass on this list then she hands down has the biggest boobs. She also typically has long hair and bangs and it's rare she doesn't sport that style. Also has one of the best voices in K-pop.
Here's her solo from last year:
This just about wraps everything up. Hope this helped you in one way or another.
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Victoria Reminds Us that She's still the Queen of China
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Saturday Shitfest #39
The hashtag video was pretty fun to watch, and I found out the group is filming Weekly Idol (the only variety show I watch anymore...only when my favorite groups show up...and I only watch their specific segments...) next week, so that should air at the end of the month.
I see a lot of people complaining about visual holes in WJSN. Whenever I see articles like this, I'm thinking "...and?" Not every group is going to be like Kara. Hell, Twice is the closest group out today to having no visual holes, but Chaeyoung is pretty fucking ugly with some nasty teeth, Jungyeon looks bad with the bowl cut (she was actually hot on "Sixteen" with longer hair) and Jihyo isn't a visual. Really, it's just the foreign members and Nayeon that carry the group visually, so again, who cares about visual holes. If SNSD can become popular with Hyoyeon and Sooyoung in the group, and if the Wonder Girls can become popular with Sohee and Hye Lim in the group, it just goes to show you visual holes don't mean shit.
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I Hate Ryu Sera
This isn't just some simple k-pop, "Haha! I hate Taeyeon for kicking out Jessica" type hatred. No, this is something more. I actually hate her. I hate Ryu Sera. I hate her with every fiber of my being.
I guess everyone needs an enemy. A nemesis. In some ways, I guess you could say I'm lucky because I know exactly who mine is. Many people go there entire lives without ever knowing their one and only mortal enemy. I know mine at a relatively young age, which gives me ample time to work against her and hopefully set in motion my plan to take care of her once and for all.
I guess the natural question is "Why do I hate her so?" I can't recall exactly when it started. I think it was around the time I became aware of her so-called "Ryutube." You might think it's a fun place where she posts fun videos of fun things. But it's actually a self-serving advertisement for herself. Here, she is free to post such awful videos like this and her echo chamber blocks any and all criticism. It's a bad song. I know I didn't exactly answer the question of why I hate her, but right now, I just need to vent. Another logical response might be, "Well, of course her Youtube channel will be self-serving..." My response to you, kind sir, is, "Suck my fucking dick."
And yet many artists have made garbage music, and I don't hate them. So why does my hatred for this particular person go so deep? Before I go to sleep, I curse her name, and when I wake up, before I even brush my teeth, I curse her name again with my vile nappy mouth. When I enter my house, I make sure to wipe my feet against my Ryu Sera welcome mat that says, "Welcome everyone except Ryu Sera. If you are Ryu Sera, fuck off."
I enjoyed watching "9 Muses of Star Empire," because it gave me a bit of a behind-the-curtains look at what a piece of crap Ryu Sera is. She was a horrible leader consistently failing to get the group where it needed to go on time. In the end, she couldn't cut it, losing her job and her life (I wish).
I plod through life growing ever confident with each moment that someday soon my day of vindication will come. What exactly will be vindicated? I'm not sure, yet. I guess I hope my fist will be vindicated into her face.
My point in writing this is just to get it out there, to make it well known, "I hate Ryu Sera." I'm tired of keeping this holed up inside me. No, this isn't some spur-of-the-moment thing I've decided to do. Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll tell you I've hated Ryu Sera for some time.
In conclusion, Ryu Sera, if you ever read this: I hate you. If you ever see this, feel free to click on my name and email me, so we can settle this once and for all. You know what we need to settle. If I never hear from you, I'm going to assume it's because you're too much of a coward to settle this like men. Suck my fucking dick. That is all.
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Review: Jimin, featuring Xiumin "Call You Bae"
AOA's Jimin released her first "official" solo song this week. So how was it?
Remember Jimin's amazing "Puss" stage with Iron during last year's "Unpretty Rapstar"? Remember how badass she sounded and looked? Remember the excitement of that stage?
Now, forget all of that. Because this solo contains none of what made "Puss" great.
Jimin's solo featuring Xiumin is the biggest kpop trolling all year. At least if Xiumin was paired with Mamamoo's Moonbyul, we'd get to watch what it would look like for a person to be courting his- or herself. But no, instead, we get this terrible pairing.
The song isn't even that bad in a soulless kind of way. But I expected so much more from Jimmers. Give this song to someone else. Someone bland, like Yoona. This song would work super well for Yoona. And you'd get that great SM-on-SM action that's the stuff of fanfictions.
Instead, I get whitewashed, Disney-fied Jimin. And I hate that Jimin. I know that Jimin's image (like that of almost all kpop idols) is a superbly crafted piece of marketing. But I had accepted her image as one of cute, but with a strain of baddassedry (real word). Sexy in an "If only she would just shut up" way. Not bland, bubblegum crap along the lines of early Hello Venus or half of Rainbow's catalog. I wanted more Jimin, but not like this.
BOTTOM LINE: Jimin deserves a better song and MV. Give me more "Puss"!
Not good, fam. Not good.
Remember Jimin's amazing "Puss" stage with Iron during last year's "Unpretty Rapstar"? Remember how badass she sounded and looked? Remember the excitement of that stage?
Now, forget all of that. Because this solo contains none of what made "Puss" great.
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| Jimin laughs at your naivety. |
Jimin's solo featuring Xiumin is the biggest kpop trolling all year. At least if Xiumin was paired with Mamamoo's Moonbyul, we'd get to watch what it would look like for a person to be courting his- or herself. But no, instead, we get this terrible pairing.
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| A visual representation of how they got Jimin to agree to this terrible solo |
The song isn't even that bad in a soulless kind of way. But I expected so much more from Jimmers. Give this song to someone else. Someone bland, like Yoona. This song would work super well for Yoona. And you'd get that great SM-on-SM action that's the stuff of fanfictions.
Instead, I get whitewashed, Disney-fied Jimin. And I hate that Jimin. I know that Jimin's image (like that of almost all kpop idols) is a superbly crafted piece of marketing. But I had accepted her image as one of cute, but with a strain of baddassedry (real word). Sexy in an "If only she would just shut up" way. Not bland, bubblegum crap along the lines of early Hello Venus or half of Rainbow's catalog. I wanted more Jimin, but not like this.
BOTTOM LINE: Jimin deserves a better song and MV. Give me more "Puss"!
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Joanne Tseng and Lene Lai of "Refresh Man"
Today, a new Taiwanese drama titled "Refresh Man" starts airing today. Since I don't know who the two leading ladies are, I did my research. This is the kind of research I do for my real job, except I'm reading financial statements instead of looking at tits. But hey, I tried to make the analogy work.
The chick from the first two videos is Lene Lai (Lai Lin En).
The chick from the last two videos is Joanne Tseng (Ceng Zhi Qiao).
Based on my research, these two are hot.
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Sunday Shitpost Special Edition: Guy Gets Beat Up For Touching Tiffany's...Hair...the Hair on Her Scalp
UCAAD touched Tiffany's hair, and then some Sones fucked him up. (More to the story here.)
Do I really have to go into a long-ass explanation of why retarded shit like this is precisely why the site is still around? It's not like the dude tied Tiffany to a bed and ripped her panties off and starting licking her butthole and finger fucking her pussy while posting the video to the Internet. No, he just touched her hair. Should he have? Obviously not. I don't like when people touch me; however, it's not like I hire a few 6'6" buff black dudes and a couple of Asian kung fu masters to go fuck someone up every time someone touches me.
Jesus Christ, this fandom is fucking nuts.
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Hyomin "Sketch" MV Teaser
"Boy I'm ready." You said it, Hyomin.
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