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sulli_fag makes his directorial debut

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Bravo sulli_fag. You mixed your butthole fetish with weird Japanese cinema and this masterpiece was born.

Sulli is a Fat Whore Too

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Sulli has a hunger, and that hunger is for the D. The way she eats clearly indicates a subconscious desire for some soondae to munch on.




Sorry IU, guess you'll have to stick with Eunhyuk cause Sulli ain't a kimchi chigae kinda girl. Of course, netizens were surprisingly very supportive of Sulli's eating habits.
1. [+300, -52] Unique..? That's fucking hot.. It's sexy as fuck to eat like that, hnnnnnng. Get it, Sulli.

2. [+258, -29] You're cute but that's so seductive, Sulli ㅠㅠ My girlfriend has a habit of eating like that and I really want to stick my dick in her mouth.. ㅋㅋㅋ

3. [+175, -26] Am I the only one that pops a boner when they see girls eat like that? 

4. [+69, -3] Unf, I'd seriously fuck whoever chews with their mouth open and sticks their tongue out when they eat ㅡㅡ Screw my appetite.

5. [+65, -7] Sulli, fix this... Everyone wants to fap to a person who sticks their tongue out. Table manners are a reflection of what your sex life is like, let's keep it between us.  

6. [+49, -6] Her tongue is coming out to greet the D
Now we can pair her blowjob technique with her shower scene for ultimate fappery.


Get it gurl.

Sooyoung is an artist dammit

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During a recent docu about their exciting Japanese activities, SNSD was asked whether the group should be considered idols or artists. So Skeletor piped up and said she wants to be called an artist.

Well, duh. Everyone would rather be called an artist over just an idol. Sadly, though, I don't see that happening for Sooyoung and the other GGs anytime soon.



I'm not saying the girls couldn't become artists. Maybe they do have the skills or the desire to write, produce, etc. However, as it stands, SM isn't loosening the reins more than occasionally letting them write the lyrics to a random song here or there.

To be considered an artist, one must create or make a significant contribution to the creation of a piece of art, be it a painting or an album.


But by that definition, I am an artist! 
I create boners. My medium is penis. 


My bad, Soo. I guess I was wrong. You're just another artist unappreciated during their time.

Ginger Hates Gangnam Style

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Hahahahahahahahahaha.

"I AM NOT STUPID!"


Best joke ever.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! TOO PROUD TO LISTEN TO NORTH KOREAN POP MUSIC! DEM CHINESE NIGGERS ARE ATTACKING OUR CULTURE WITH THIS SHIT!

No wonder why everyone thinks Southerners are retarded.

[MV Review] Lee Hi - Rose

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Short review: What a boring piece of shit.
Longer review after the jump.


Leave it up to YG to overhype someone to no end. This is the first song from Lee Hi by herself that I have listened to. I listened to her on Epik High's It's Cold and she was the reason why the song was awful for me. Epik High's It's Cold was a song similar to what they did during Pieces and Lovescream. However, what made songs such as Pieces of You great was that Jisun added to the song. On the other hand, Lee Hi made me hate It's Cold. I had no incentive to ever listen to Lee Hi's songs because she's fucking boring.



The next problem I have with Lee Hi is that she looks like one of those Mattel troll dolls. Her features are way too big for her face, making her look like a deformed anime character.



Yang Hyun Suk has used this formula with 2NE1 and Lee Hi. If you look at 2NE1 and Lee Hi, neither is attractive. To compensate for 2NE1's boringness, YG hired Jeremy Scott to reduce that factor. For Lee Hi, there really isn't anything to do, so the hype has been increased.

Rose is a very unmemorable song. I haven't listened to it twice while writing this review and nothing sticks except the reference to Poison's Every Rose Has Its Thorn. Lee Hi's voice has as much emotion in it as Bom's face has the ability to move. Which is close to nonexistent. In order to properly review the song, it would require me to listen to it a couple of more times, but then I would end up falling asleep while writing the review.

Score: 1/10

The only positive thing about this piece of shit is the reference to the Poison song. Aside from that, the bland-as-fuck singing coupled with a forgettable instrumental doesn't entice me to want to listen to the song. I know Lee Hi will end up topping the charts if she hasn't already, which shows how great of a manipulator Yang Hyun Suk is. Hell, he made Daesung famous, so anything is possible from YG.

Suzy's promises to do a sexy dance if her drama gets 43.8% ratings

New Directions

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In the spirit of Easter, Anti KPop-Fangirl has decided to turn a new leaf. Long known as the haven of trolls, negativity, and try-hard faggotry, AKF will no longer pursue a mission of hatred against KPop fangirls.

Instead, we turn our efforts elsewhere. As the saying goes, if you can't beat them... Join them. And so, AKF shall henceforth be known as KPop Fangirl, or KF for short. We'll continue to bring you the quality journalism and high-class pictorials we've been known for over the past 2 years.

Thank you for your help along the journey.

You're the best~!

Fei is the Best Right Now

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Fei unnie is the best in Miss A but that stupid fat whore Suzy hogs all the attention. Fei unnie's like the prettiest member with like the hottest body and like jjangbakiest looks.


It's like not even fair how like deep in Suzy's shadow Fei unnie is. I wish like Fei unnie could get like some attention from people but like at the same time I like don't want people to like know how sexy and cute and funny Fei unnie is. Ugh, it's like so tough to be like a SayA but like only for Fei unnie.

Sometimes I like wish Fei unnie would like break off from like Miss A and like go solo and like be the best like Chinese princess of  like all of KPop. She's like way jjangbakier than that stupid stick girl Victoria anyway. So like share the love for Fei unnie, but like not too much cause I want her to be like big but like not so big that like disgusting boys are going to masturbate to her cause that's like gross you know?

LEAVE JONGHYUN ALONE

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LIKE OMG JONGHYUN OPPA HAS LIKE JUST GOTTEN INTO A LIKE MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT BUT LIKE PEOPLE ARE LIKE MAKING FUN OF HIM AND LIKE NOT TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY AT ALL. IT'S LIKE NOT EVEN FAIR.

JUST LIKE LOOK AT THE ALLKPOP ARTICLE ON THE HORRIFIC NEWS.
SHINee‘s Jonghyun was reported to have been involved in a car accident earlier today.
On April 1st, SM Entertainment revealed “Jonghyun ran into the guard rails on Dongho Bridge earlier today while driving his own car to return to the dormitory after visiting his home.”
SHINee’s fans don’t have to be too upset because they also shared, “Jonghyun didn’t suffer major injuries, but he got hurt around his nose so he’s currently receiving treatment in the emergency room at a hospital in Gangnam. After undergoing tests at the hospital, he will decide what to do with his future schedule.”
We hope the injuries were minor and wish you a quick recovery Jonghyun!
Note: Although it is still April 1st in South Korea, many news outlets are reporting this as legitimate.  We will keep you posted.
LIKE WTF? JONGHYUN LIKE GOT INTO A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT AND LIKE ALLKPOP (MORE LIKE ALLKSHIT, YOU WERE RIGHT UNNIE) IS TRYING TO LIKE CALM ME DOWN WITH THIS SHITTY ARTICLE LIKE WTF? AND LIKE JUST CAUSE IT'S LIKE APRIL 1ST IN KOREA, DOESN'T MEAN THAT LIKE EVERY ARTICLE IS LIKE FAKE YOU KNOW. THERE'S LIKE A TIME AND PLACE FOR LIKE EVERYTHING AND LIKE OPPAS AND CAR ACCIDENTS ARE LIKE NOT ONE OF THEM.

AND THAT'S LIKE NOT EVEN THE LIKE WORST OF IT. OPPA GOT LIKE HURT AROUND HIS NOSE AND LIKE IS GETTING EMERGENCY TREATMENT IN LIKE THE FINEST HOSPITAL THAT LIKE SME CAN LIKE AFFORD. JUST CAUSE IT'S LIKE IN GANGNAM DOESN'T MEAN THAT LIKE OPPA IS GETTING A NOSE JOB. THAT'S LIKE SOOOOOOOOO INSENSITIVE, AND LIKE ANYONE WHO'S MAKING JOKES LIKE THAT SHOULD LIKE GO PISS OFF AND LIKE DIE OR SOMETHING.

OPPA PUTS ON SO MUCH EFFORT AND SWEAT AND TEARS TO GIVE US LIKE GOOD PERFORMANCES AND LIKE HE'S ALWAYS SMILING AND HAPPY AND JJANGBAK, HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FROM LIKE ANY OF YOU STUPID HATERS AND TROLLS.

DON'T CRY OPPA, I'M HERE FOR YOU SANGRANG HAE
LET'S JUST ALL TAKE A MOMENT AND PRAY FOR OPPA'S NOSE.




YG is So Biased

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We all know how like popular Lee Hi is with like the general public right now but like YG is so fucking biased with her it's like not even fair. She's just debuted and like she's going to Japan? Like WTF even?
After her stunning success as one of the ‘monster rookies’ of the past few months, soloist Lee Hi is becoming more important in YG Entertainment‘s future plans.
According to a YG representative, CEO Yang Hyun Suk has personally directed Lee Hi to become fluent in Japanese within three months. This is in preparation for her upcoming Japanese debut, which will be held in conjunction with Avex.
As one of the top record labels in Japan, Avex has previously partnered up with YG Entertainment for2NE1 and Big Bang‘s Japanese debuts.
The ‘K-Pop Star‘ rookie’s overseas debut is slated to take place within this year.
Like wow. This little pigface bitch just debuted and is getting like personal lessons to like go to Japan and shit? Nobody else in YG got fucking private lessons to learn Japanese, ugh not even fair.

And don't get me started on how YG focuses all on Lee Hi. Like wtf about 2NE1? Like where are they now, sucking each other's titties to pass the time? How the fuck this girl gonna come outta nowhere and take all the attention when like 2NE1 hasn't even released anything since like last year and like Lee Hi gets like a fuck ton of like songs in the meantime?

Just look at this bitch, I don't even see what people see in her. She's like fucking ugly.

Like Oink Oink much?
God, like she doesn't even compare to how like jjangbak CL unnie is omg.


Just like take a look at this like collage I like made myself. Look at how flawless she is omg. Your faves could like never. Give me 2NE1 songs, NOW YG.

Female Celebs Make My Panties Wet

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Hani, when you look at me like that, I just can't contain myself.





I'm a 16 year old high school student and I know I shouldn't be feeling this way, but these Korean female celebrities are just so hot. I used to have a boyfriend who actually enjoyed watching Kpop with me. We would watch Suju and SNSD MVs together. He would slog through the Suju MVs just for my sake, but I would pretend to hate SNSD just so that my cover wouldn't be blown.

One fateful day in 2012 ruined our relationship. We were watching Rooftop Prince together. My oppa Yoochun was in it, but my boyfriend really liked Han Ji Min. At first, I just pretended to show my "love" for Yoochun oppa, but secretly, Han Ji Min was making me moist every time I saw her on screen. Her legs are jjangbak and I want her to wrap them around my head as I lick her divine pussy.


One night while my boyfriend and I were having sex, just as I was about to orgasm, I shouted out Han Ji Min's name. My boyfriend just stopped right there and gave me the weirdest look. We stopped having sex for the night and I told him about my feelings for women. He said it was alright, and like most 16 year old guys, he thought it was fucking hot. He wanted to know if I was up for a threesome with another girl. I told him yes. A week later, we had the threesome, but I spent most of the time licking a girl's pussy instead of paying attention to my boyfriend. She resembled Lee Min Jung, so how could I not ignore my boyfriend?

The next day, we met at a cafe and we broke up. I went home crying, but as soon as I got home, I rushed to the computer to watch some Han Ye Seul CFs. I masturbated three times that night and it felt great.

s!b No one else knows that I'm a lesbian. My ex boyfriend never told anyone because he thought it would be too humiliating for people to think he turned a girl into a lesbian.

s!b I run a site called Anti Faggot Kpop Fans while I am actually a lesbian.

[MV Review] Choiza - Going Down

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"Going Down"? You mean your career? Choiza, I don't even know who the fuck you are, but you suck ass at rapping. Your voice isn't low enough, you don't look sexy enough, and you didn't even rip off your shirt. You fucking suck tbh. lbr, you were too lame to be in H.O.T or Shinhwa, so you and that CL-looking faggot created Dynamic Duo. More like Dynamic Douches. You fuckers are lame.



Remember when GD and TOP oppars made Epik High's song actually sound good?

Jiyeon and Hyomin Play In The Pool

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See all of that water? It's from my pussy after I saw these two messing around in wet, white see-through t-shirts.

You see Jiyeon at 1:06 practically banging Hyomin doggy style? I want her to embrace me like that, using her Cyclops eye beams to penetrate my pussy and asshole.

Unf, did you see Hyomin gallop over to Eunjung at 2:09? So hawt. I want all three of them on my bed nao.





As usual, thanks to klogg @ fiddle.se for providing these gush-worthy gifs.

G Dragon To Debut In Japan In August

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What the fuuuuuuuck?

Does anyone even give a shit about G Dragon anymore?


His style is so ridiculous these days. His hair reminds me of that time where I played truth or dare with my friends and they dared me to dye my pubes pink. My lesbian girlfriend said she liked cotton candy, but not that kind of cotton candy.When she was about to go down on me, she busted out laughing and my pussy failed to send me to Nirvana that night. It was so awkward the next day shaving my pubes in the shower. I was running late for school, so I didn't have time to clean up the bath tub. Imagine getting a call from your mom telling you that your younger brother is at the hospital because he thought he was eating pink cotton candy.

Harisu Talks About Her Cross Dressing Musical Role

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You can read the full thing here.


I would never lick a pussy that used to be a dick tbh. That shit is gross.

Tiffany, Taeyeon, Yoona Release Jjangbak Selca

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Tiffany hasn't looked this jjangbak since she and Taengoo did that Lady Marmalade cover.


I would let Tiffany crush my head with her thighs tbh. To one up that sulli_fag, I would not only sniff Tiffany's butthole, I would lick it. Unf. Her butthole probably tastes better than Hershey's chocolate, lbr. There aren't any midgets who are going to trick me into buying Hershey's chocolate instead of the divine fecal matter from Tiffany's butthole.

(PS: AKF will be back to normal tomorrow, April 3rd. This shit was just for the people who wanted more of the Lesbian Kpop Fangirl.)

'Lee Soon Shin' Popular In North Korea, Kim Jung Eun Vows To Rescue IU

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No, I'm not making this up. AKF is back to normal, so we're bringing back our top tier journalism.

This honestly explains everything when it comes to Kim Jong Un trying to provoke the U.S. and South Korea. Kim Jong Un released a statement last night in regards to IU.

Ever since that faggot Eunhyuk has been 'dating' IU, I haven't been able to eat well. I can't watch IU's MVs anymore because I think of that monkey-looking faggot Eunhyuk banging IU. IT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. We will invade South Korea to rescue IU.




In a joint response from the South Korean and Japanese governments, they refused to hand IU over.

Kim Jong Un is one crazy mother fucker. He thinks we'll give away IU so that he can bukkake her. FUCK THAT SHIT! Then who the fuck does he think we'll bukkake if we give IU away?

[Breaking News] Dara thinks Donghae looks good

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No, I'm serious.

In other news, I think Dara looks good when she's not derping. So, I think Dara looks good 0.00000026548% of the time.

T-ara returns as 7, 9, 10, 11, 4, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 8, 10, nigga, 1, 666, 4 members

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Soompi recently wrote an article that OUR BELOVED T-ara will return as a 4 member group. Fanboy and girls from across the globe are FAPPING in anger or pleasure (which ever comes first) Soompi writes, "Seven member girl group T-ara will be making their comeback to Korea as a four member unit group that includes Eunjung, Hyomin, Areum, and Jiyeon. The members have recently completed recording their new song, and will start its promotion sometime soon."
 What does this mean for Boram and Soyeon?!



 Well, we all knew that T-ara's time was coming to an end since the outing of Hwayoung and the introduction of Areum. Sexy Love was a fun song, and I loved the video too--my problem was it felt a little too soon since the outing of Hwayoung and the allegations

Inb4 you accuse me of being a Hwayoung stan (I kind of am...I would so rub my penis on her butthole!)

So Hwayoung is out and after the SHITASTIC Bunny Style we get the girls back minus 2 members...or is it 3...I'm losing count. Honestly, I think it's time to end this while it's good, but I doubt KKS will do such thing. I'm not 100% positive Boram and Soyeon will not be back, but if they're gone I will at least miss Soyeon. If anything this 4 member line up should of been EUNJUNF, CYCLOP, HYOMIN, and Soyeon/Bitch face. We all need a little BITCHFACE in our life...don't we--it's such a turn on. But no! We're stuck with Areum. Don't get me wrong she's attractive and I'd bang her butthole until it bled, but I think my combo is better. And SOYEON is a much better singer---probably the best singer in the group. I don't know...what do you think?



Haters gonna hate
Well, maybe the new song will be good with these members. Maybe...JUST MAYBE...the old T-ara sound will return and we can get rid of this KAWAII  bullshit they've been feeding us for the past two years or more. I'd love to see them return to shit like "I Go Nigga Because of You" and "Nigga, Why you being like this!?" Loved those songs and occasionally I blast that shit while riding in my shit mobile..not given' two fucks who sees me.

Positives: 4 members---I hate when groups have 99 members and I don't know their names.
Negatives: May never get to smell Soyeon's menstrual blood during a concert tour. EWW menstrual blood...fuck that's sick. Even I got grossed out.

Wonder how Boram is feeling right now since we all know she's the LOSER of the group? She'll be out of a job for WHO KNOWS how long. Maybe indefinitely.

As for Soyeon! Who knows maybe Soyeon can find some work up North with that Bitch Face of hers. And create a whole knew group or go solo.

Yeah! Sounds fun! Bitches be destroying HAS BEEN Kpop stars on stage for all to see. Then sing on their corpses while dry humping UN-chan.


Jang Ok Jung First Episode Reactions

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I just finished episode one of Jang Ok Jung and Netizen Buzz already has an article about what the netizens thought of the first episode.

I normally don't post news about dramas here since I have other blogs for that purpose, but this is Kim Tae Hee's first drama since netizens cried bloody murder when they found out Rain was banging Kim Tae Hee.





1. [+309, -47] I'm not Han Seungyeon's anti but.. after watching Kim Tae Hee and Hong Soo Hyun and then seeing Han Seungyeon, she looked like an octopus.. Sorry ㅠㅠ

2. [+192, -34] An actress really is an actress for a reason...

3. [+167, -50] Hong Soo Hyun's gorgeous..

4. [+66, -22] Han Seungyeon really is a miscast. Aside from her acting, she looks like an elementary school student. What are they going to do about that?

5. [+59, -19] Proves that there is a face specifically for acting. You can call singers pretty all you want but you stick them in a drama and they look horrible compared to real actresses. The only ones that managed to break that barrier were Sung Yuri and Jung Ryeo Won... Seeing Seungyeon today, all I could do was sigh... She's nearly 8 years younger than those nunas and she still falls behind in terms of looks.

THIS. SO. MUCH. As the common saying goes, actresses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> idols. Yes, Ahjussi's waifu is pretty, but when compared to Hong Soo Hyun and Kim Tae Hee, it's just not fair to Seungyeon. As an idol, you can look pretty compared to people like Sohee, but once you try to be an actress, you look like shit in comparison. The world's not fair.

There have only been a few idols that have successfully become actresses. Along with Sung Yuri and Jung Ryeo Won, who were already mentioned, the only other person that comes to mind is Eugene.


1. [+183, -76] The drama is fun, fresh, nice to look at. And more than anything, Kim Tae Hee acted better than I thought.

2. [+117, -13] I think I'll be looking forward to Sung Dong Il and Lee Hyo Jung's charisma battle in this drama. I got goose bumps watching Sung Dong Il's ambitious, burning acting.

3. [+139, -52] I don't think Kim Tae Hee is as bad as the public says. It's just that she has such a pretty face that people just expect more out of her. I think if you strip the Kim Tae Hee name from her, she's not that bad.

4. [+30, -3] Kim Tae Hee's not that great but she's not that bad either. Definitely not deserving of so much hate, really. I thought she overcame her acting controversies with Iris and I think she's actually improved since Iris as well. It's just that she's so pretty that people want to hate on her ㅋㅋㅋ

5. [+23, -3] Sung Dong Il's acting was just amazing...
It looks like netizens are done shitting on Kim Tae Hee and are back to praising her again. Now they'll go back to fapping to her while playing Starcraft.


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